The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27353. | moves (turbosnailbuthotter) | 66.71 | 95.5% | 2024-09-18 |
| 27354. | Kudo (kudospade69) | 66.71 | 96.5% | 2024-04-15 |
| 27355. | Balaji (bals_the_master) | 66.71 | 95.7% | 2024-06-11 |
| 27356. | Not (notpeo) | 66.71 | 96% | 2013-06-25 |
| 27357. | Billy (billychan1988) | 66.71 | 96% | 2014-08-18 |
| 27358. | riko (r1ko_v2) | 66.70 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
| 27359. | Anthony (woollypeaches) | 66.70 | 96.9% | 2024-01-21 |
| 27360. | Hassan (5__9) | 66.70 | 95.1% | 2024-07-30 |
| 27361. | Lundstrom0123 (lundstrom0123) | 66.70 | 97% | 2024-08-28 |
| 27362. | ZAKARIA (zwzone) | 66.70 | 94.5% | 2025-01-31 |
| 27363. | freshairness (freshairness) | 66.70 | 96.6% | 2024-03-05 |
| 27364. | imonlygoodondictionary (imd... | 66.70 | 94.1% | 2024-09-18 |
| 27365. | Smulca (vicker) | 66.70 | 96.1% | 2024-04-22 |
| 27366. | Atharva (pandemania) | 66.70 | 97.8% | 2023-12-10 |
| 27367. | Allergic to (vanillahamster) | 66.70 | 90% | 2015-05-24 |
| 27368. | Sphynx (sphynxy) | 66.70 | 96% | 2019-04-17 |
| 27369. | marko_yo (marko_yo) | 66.69 | 93% | 2023-07-05 |
| 27370. | OnlyUprise (onlyuprise1) | 66.69 | 95.4% | 2025-04-11 |
| 27371. | Gett (gettnumbers) | 66.69 | 92% | 2016-10-25 |
| 27372. | NotHmingbird (not_hmingbird) | 66.69 | 95.7% | 2025-02-25 |
| 27373. | stealthspectre (stealthspec... | 66.69 | 96.9% | 2024-09-20 |
| 27374. | steve (stevekinson1) | 66.69 | 96% | 2025-01-10 |
| 27375. | Evan (badtyper9000) | 66.69 | 95% | 2024-10-10 |
| 27376. | Jack (jackshum) | 66.69 | 96% | 2024-04-19 |
| 27377. | Murilo (muritube) | 66.69 | 93.5% | 2024-06-14 |
| 27378. | Mashi (cobalt58) | 66.69 | 97.7% | 2024-05-18 |
| 27379. | Abu Shaikh (abu_nibir) | 66.69 | 97.5% | 2024-07-11 |
| 27380. | George (stamoulohta) | 66.69 | 96.5% | 2025-02-19 |
| 27381. | Andi (agraumann) | 66.69 | 97.8% | 2025-01-13 |
| 27382. | Joseph (eevee5) | 66.69 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |