So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21205. | Diane (thedianimal) | 66.65 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 21206. | breezy (breezybre) | 66.64 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 21207. | Heajin (goldui) | 66.64 | 91% | 2014-07-29 |
| 21208. | Saurav (saurav555) | 66.64 | 96% | 2021-10-24 |
| 21209. | Dwat (dwat13) | 66.64 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
| 21210. | Honded (honded) | 66.64 | 95% | 2019-09-26 |
| 21211. | Wicked (sagarstorm) | 66.64 | 94% | 2016-07-22 |
| 21212. | Edgar (egonzalez0787) | 66.64 | 94% | 2011-08-14 |
| 21213. | 마즈다퍼커 (forkgh12) | 66.64 | 97% | 2011-11-09 |
| 21214. | Brandon (kizane) | 66.63 | 86% | 2016-02-18 |
| 21215. | Roberts (muskaleitis) | 66.63 | 91% | 2014-09-16 |
| 21216. | Etoneja (etoneja) | 66.63 | 92% | 2012-01-27 |
| 21217. | Fero (thatmallubro) | 66.63 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 21218. | Rimuru (ashborn_tempest) | 66.63 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 21219. | Nick (peaceman312) | 66.63 | — | 2009-12-31 |
| 21220. | R (salesforce) | 66.63 | 97% | 2016-08-06 |
| 21221. | 7alabsa (one_plus_one_equal... | 66.62 | 96% | 2023-05-02 |
| 21222. | geng (eelgneg) | 66.62 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
| 21223. | Monroe (arrowruler69) | 66.62 | 94% | 2013-07-08 |
| 21224. | Unknown (valo) | 66.62 | 84% | 2012-03-18 |
| 21225. | Joey (joeymichaud) | 66.62 | 91% | 2017-05-09 |
| 21226. | Vincent (rubixon) | 66.61 | 96.9% | 2023-10-03 |
| 21227. | James (kimandoxs) | 66.61 | 95% | 2022-05-31 |
| 21228. | Fredric (lockheart456) | 66.61 | 96% | 2020-04-15 |
| 21229. | Eric (vallok) | 66.61 | 91% | 2014-08-09 |
| 21230. | SPQR (tringuyen29) | 66.60 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| 21231. | Butchy (randomguy4ever) | 66.60 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 21232. | Albert (certikbertik) | 66.60 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 21233. | Matthew (blayzed93) | 66.60 | 97% | 2017-07-29 |
| 21234. | TheLickerman (thelickerman) | 66.60 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |