The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3688. | Doble (bn_doble_16) | 59.82 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 3689. | Jesse (ezmode) | 59.82 | 91% | 2012-10-18 |
| 3690. | Alden (aldendino) | 59.82 | 95% | 2015-05-13 |
| 3691. | Samuel (semmarg) | 59.81 | 94% | 2016-11-02 |
| 3692. | Joker (jchrakian000) | 59.81 | 91% | 2015-02-10 |
| 3693. | Madhur (madhurrajn) | 59.81 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 3694. | Deepanshu (deepanshu9) | 59.81 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 3695. | Laz (lazzo) | 59.81 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 3696. | Roune Pro (chamrouenkit) | 59.81 | 97% | 2018-12-08 |
| 3697. | 1time (dunnohowtotype) | 59.81 | 95% | 2021-02-14 |
| 3698. | Angelica (manakika) | 59.80 | 93% | 2015-03-24 |
| 3699. | Hieu (lavatran) | 59.79 | 94% | 2014-08-19 |
| 3700. | Harsh (devilsnest) | 59.78 | 94% | 2022-07-10 |
| 3701. | nicholas (17_nicholas) | 59.78 | 95% | 2021-03-02 |
| 3702. | Zack (huebrys) | 59.78 | 90% | 2012-10-25 |
| 3703. | Ultraboy (adadxsg) | 59.78 | 92% | 2015-05-22 |
| 3704. | eehs (eehs) | 59.77 | 91% | 2017-01-19 |
| 3705. | Trevon (trevon_3031) | 59.77 | 96% | 2023-07-29 |
| 3706. | Alan (alan2343) | 59.77 | 94% | 2016-03-26 |
| 3707. | Maggie (magtees) | 59.77 | 92% | 2015-01-24 |
| 3708. | Max (maxdwolf) | 59.77 | — | 2009-07-27 |
| 3709. | fair (fairpixa) | 59.76 | 95% | 2020-04-30 |
| 3710. | cui (blowtiger2) | 59.75 | 98% | 2013-05-11 |
| 3711. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 59.75 | 95% | 2018-10-03 |
| 3712. | soozy (souzanna) | 59.75 | 96% | 2015-05-21 |
| 3713. | bachkimz (bachkimz) | 59.75 | 90% | 2012-04-23 |
| 3714. | LuLuC (luluc) | 59.75 | 92% | 2012-08-29 |
| 3715. | Highwire (highwire) | 59.74 | 86% | 2012-10-19 |
| 3716. | pear (pearpie) | 59.74 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 3717. | Crux (nophi) | 59.74 | 97% | 2011-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |