The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19877. | robloxyboy1212 (robloxyboy2... | 75.21 | 95% | 2021-11-03 |
| 19878. | Jarrod (jandojanderson) | 75.21 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 19879. | swordbeard (swordbeard) | 75.21 | 94% | 2013-09-10 |
| 19880. | Junky (junkychunk) | 75.21 | 99% | 2011-06-06 |
| 19881. | Carly (cp_beth) | 75.21 | 95% | 2012-07-30 |
| 19882. | dan (lightlyburnttoast) | 75.20 | 97% | 2024-05-08 |
| 19883. | jawad (jiqlsh) | 75.20 | 96.5% | 2024-08-28 |
| 19884. | Kayla (khvuyen) | 75.20 | 98% | 2024-02-28 |
| 19885. | Inne (lonxonko) | 75.20 | 96.6% | 2025-02-11 |
| 19886. | Humm (syedhumza247) | 75.20 | 95.3% | 2021-02-07 |
| 19887. | Heather (hjmal19) | 75.19 | 98% | 2024-11-26 |
| 19888. | Myles (expertgoat) | 75.19 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 19889. | g0os3 (g0os3) | 75.19 | 94% | 2024-07-23 |
| 19890. | Berd (clonie) | 75.19 | 97% | 2024-08-14 |
| 19891. | Jahzare (jahzare) | 75.19 | 95.3% | 2021-02-25 |
| 19892. | sw1ftkd225 (shabunda) | 75.19 | 96.8% | 2023-12-28 |
| 19893. | CoCo (cocongyt) | 75.18 | 92% | 2012-07-01 |
| 19894. | Adarsh (adarsh1001) | 75.18 | 97% | 2019-01-13 |
| 19895. | Liz (eearnest@dcstigers.org) | 75.18 | — | 2010-08-20 |
| 19896. | Leon (leon12321) | 75.17 | 97.2% | 2024-01-11 |
| 19897. | Koinu (koinu93) | 75.17 | 96.8% | 2023-08-28 |
| 19898. | Desterny (desterny) | 75.17 | 96.3% | 2025-04-15 |
| 19899. | Rasmus (raggie) | 75.17 | 96% | 2014-08-17 |
| 19900. | M (lazydaze) | 75.17 | 91% | 2015-02-08 |
| 19901. | Tomasz (elpero) | 75.17 | 98% | 2016-07-27 |
| 19902. | Louie John (loumexx12) | 75.17 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 19903. | Owen (owen3224) | 75.16 | 97% | 2025-03-20 |
| 19904. | Farras (rampagefulspirit) | 75.16 | 96% | 2025-09-08 |
| 19905. | Xavier (xavier_btw) | 75.16 | 97% | 2025-01-31 |
| 19906. | Optimus (optimusprime98) | 75.16 | 97.6% | 2024-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |