The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3157. | Ditri (vtthach) | 61.35 | 95% | 2014-01-24 |
| 3158. | Colemak (colemakschlick) | 61.35 | 98% | 2012-09-21 |
| 3159. | Dvimrak (bchadwick87) | 61.34 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 3160. | Al Musal (almusal) | 61.34 | 97% | 2013-01-24 |
| 3161. | eriktarek (erikabd) | 61.33 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 3162. | jacek (vonschlager) | 61.33 | 98% | 2019-09-28 |
| 3163. | a1ways (pi___) | 61.33 | 94% | 2015-12-28 |
| 3164. | Lazuline (kohakuiro) | 61.33 | 95% | 2013-07-16 |
| 3165. | Deron (deronpianomantypeman) | 61.33 | 89% | 2012-08-20 |
| 3166. | Svilen (svilend) | 61.32 | 96% | 2018-11-06 |
| 3167. | Marcus (mackan) | 61.32 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 3168. | (lwycsrc) | 61.32 | 95% | 2019-11-10 |
| 3169. | milan (milanff) | 61.32 | 92% | 2013-04-04 |
| 3170. | Ishan (kooshnoo) | 61.31 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
| 3171. | Ruben (ruben112alejandro) | 61.31 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 3172. | OtiS (mitchydkid) | 61.31 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 3173. | Opu (asperagas) | 61.30 | 89% | 2016-03-29 |
| 3174. | Hannah (hannahg) | 61.30 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 3175. | Liz (eearnest@dcstigers.org) | 61.30 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 3176. | bad (calculon) | 61.30 | 96% | 2013-04-27 |
| 3177. | Brian (cybercrimelawinph) | 61.29 | 88% | 2012-10-24 |
| 3178. | truc (crystal148) | 61.29 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 3179. | Elaina (erenton80) | 61.28 | 97% | 2014-12-29 |
| 3180. | phauie (phauie) | 61.28 | 90% | 2011-08-11 |
| 3181. | futoshi (futoshi) | 61.28 | 98% | 2015-08-19 |
| 3182. | John (1john) | 61.28 | — | 2010-01-31 |
| 3183. | James (shadowjcw) | 61.27 | 94% | 2016-04-05 |
| 3184. | lucas prieto marini (lucasp... | 61.27 | 95.9% | 2023-09-01 |
| 3185. | AD (blastoise13524) | 61.27 | 94% | 2021-04-12 |
| 3186. | Jay (themostepicgamer) | 61.27 | 96.3% | 2021-02-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |