So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11274. | Alina (doge_suchwow) | 82.94 | 93% | 2015-03-26 |
| 11275. | Sanbi (ss8vd) | 82.94 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 11276. | sandy (sandrapanda) | 82.94 | — | 2009-10-30 |
| 11277. | Dante (infern03) | 82.93 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 11278. | bell (kcshamrock) | 82.93 | 95% | 2020-03-19 |
| 11279. | Kailan (kailan) | 82.93 | 95% | 2013-05-16 |
| 11280. | asdf (doctorworm) | 82.93 | 99% | 2019-12-21 |
| 11281. | Susan (pfpigs) | 82.93 | 94% | 2017-05-01 |
| 11282. | Viktor (kingerino) | 82.92 | 97% | 2022-11-24 |
| 11283. | Ankit Kumar (ankitnain) | 82.92 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 11284. | RyeBread (shmuggit) | 82.92 | 94% | 2012-04-29 |
| 11285. | OOoo... (kekokako) | 82.92 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 11286. | Neptune (neptune_22) | 82.92 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 11287. | Sohrab (ss_sohrab) | 82.92 | 98% | 2013-12-07 |
| 11288. | pärskis (borje) | 82.91 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| 11289. | Steve (steve7414) | 82.91 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 11290. | Juliet 3 (buckles7809) | 82.90 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 11291. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 82.90 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 11292. | _Atomic*Heartz_ (lewis213) | 82.90 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 11293. | Ray (shadowbastard) | 82.90 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 11294. | Valentina (genericwhitemale) | 82.90 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
| 11295. | Pogan Laul (ptchristrian) | 82.90 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 11296. | Liz (eearnest@dcstigers.org) | 82.90 | 95% | 2016-07-08 |
| 11297. | Ambi (dank_ambi) | 82.89 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
| 11298. | Phil (broscisaur) | 82.89 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 11299. | ken (kuanying) | 82.89 | 98% | 2016-04-18 |
| 11300. | BATMAN (liine117) | 82.89 | 97.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 11301. | Zachary (zac352) | 82.89 | 97% | 2011-05-29 |
| 11302. | Protanth (protanth) | 82.89 | 94% | 2016-03-20 |
| 11303. | george (geoedmo) | 82.89 | 96% | 2013-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |