The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18986. | rara (rara_) | 73.70 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 18987. | Devon (mediocrityatbest) | 73.70 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 18988. | Nicholas (swissbanklord) | 73.70 | 97.9% | 2021-02-28 |
| 18989. | Leigh (leightm) | 73.70 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 18990. | ismail (deadlives) | 73.70 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 18991. | Lazuline (kohakuiro) | 73.70 | 96% | 2013-10-07 |
| 18992. | mish3al (mish3al) | 73.69 | 96% | 2022-07-10 |
| 18993. | Sven (phixle) | 73.69 | 96% | 2015-12-10 |
| 18994. | Jed (zhenya) | 73.69 | 97% | 2015-03-21 |
| 18995. | Hockey (hockeygirl02) | 73.69 | 92% | 2011-10-03 |
| 18996. | kavin (kmdkk) | 73.68 | 93% | 2013-03-12 |
| 18997. | Your Mom (godlywingg) | 73.67 | 95% | 2022-09-23 |
| 18998. | Omithafith (snakeeye04) | 73.67 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 18999. | S3LVA (r06ramanat) | 73.67 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 19000. | Daniel (aznphil56) | 73.67 | 89% | 2014-02-03 |
| 19001. | Sofia (miku210) | 73.67 | 98% | 2014-07-10 |
| 19002. | Jonathon (goodstuff11) | 73.66 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 19003. | edward (edwarddd) | 73.66 | 95% | 2022-07-19 |
| 19004. | Nokzendi (nokzendi) | 73.66 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 19005. | mansouri (mansouri2k) | 73.66 | — | 2010-09-21 |
| 19006. | Sophie (leadtogreenway) | 73.66 | 96% | 2012-03-08 |
| 19007. | kc (kcp14344) | 73.66 | 94% | 2014-03-19 |
| 19008. | Alton (khl0310) | 73.66 | 95% | 2012-04-13 |
| 19009. | Chris (bobuffet) | 73.65 | 90% | 2016-02-22 |
| 19010. | Eve (mach_5) | 73.65 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 19011. | xiangpeng (linxiangpeng) | 73.65 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 19012. | FlexerBob (boburbek) | 73.65 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| 19013. | Johan (johanmynhardt) | 73.65 | 97% | 2011-11-16 |
| 19014. | Joseph (zingers) | 73.65 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 19015. | yb (yanbin23) | 73.65 | 95% | 2019-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |