The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8438. | 2000mghaigo (2000mghaigo) | 91.32 | 98.1% | 2024-05-17 |
| 8439. | Zoe (neens) | 91.32 | 95% | 2013-07-26 |
| 8440. | tstats[dfanaras] (dfanaras) | 91.32 | 99% | 2025-04-30 |
| 8441. | Akira (s_akira) | 91.32 | 97.8% | 2024-03-24 |
| 8442. | Heysi ❤ (heysi) | 91.32 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 8443. | Jim (cooljim70) | 91.32 | 95% | 2016-11-03 |
| 8444. | An (noswear999) | 91.32 | 99% | 2020-09-27 |
| 8445. | Mack (mackfitzg) | 91.31 | 96% | 2024-06-06 |
| 8446. | ashley (kodak023) | 91.31 | 97.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8447. | hi (kor_kron) | 91.31 | 94% | 2017-05-15 |
| 8448. | Special Guest (ssguest) | 91.31 | 95% | 2015-07-15 |
| 8449. | Sujithraj (sujithr) | 91.31 | 97% | 2011-07-31 |
| 8450. | Serg (darealserge) | 91.30 | 98% | 2024-01-31 |
| 8451. | Grey (nautili) | 91.30 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 8452. | Luke (skulluk) | 91.30 | 98% | 2018-09-05 |
| 8453. | WordNom (sleeperservice) | 91.30 | 98% | 2011-06-17 |
| 8454. | edison hussey (edisonhussey) | 91.29 | 96% | 2025-05-29 |
| 8455. | Surendra (kshetrisurendra) | 91.29 | 96% | 2013-10-31 |
| 8456. | Joe (hguoccough) | 91.29 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 8457. | Dvorak (xchoc) | 91.29 | 93% | 2014-09-10 |
| 8458. | Aku (akutasa) | 91.28 | 97% | 2024-11-17 |
| 8459. | Masab (masab2) | 91.28 | 98.1% | 2025-01-28 |
| 8460. | Boran (boranroni) | 91.28 | 97.4% | 2025-03-12 |
| 8461. | FunkyChunkyMon (funkychunky... | 91.28 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 8462. | Har (harr) | 91.28 | 95% | 2014-11-11 |
| 8463. | Henrik (hest0) | 91.28 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
| 8464. | George (justgeo) | 91.27 | 98% | 2024-10-06 |
| 8465. | 7tysins (acedragonheart) | 91.27 | 96.3% | 2023-11-28 |
| 8466. | teep (teep) | 91.27 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 8467. | substring (substring) | 91.27 | 98% | 2015-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |