So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9985. | Jay (yaywho) | 85.69 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 9986. | Kusmir (kusmir) | 85.69 | 96% | 2022-07-12 |
| 9987. | Zgjim (zgjim) | 85.69 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 9988. | Dan (necrakolyte) | 85.69 | 97% | 2016-03-17 |
| 9989. | Cara (clmcwilliams) | 85.69 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 9990. | jisi (coldstixx) | 85.68 | 95% | 2016-04-23 |
| 9991. | eZson (foliuss) | 85.68 | 94% | 2011-12-26 |
| 9992. | Slayers (slayersofdiablo) | 85.68 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 9993. | Rafi (brownvitalik) | 85.68 | 99% | 2020-08-17 |
| 9994. | Caddar (caddar) | 85.68 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 9995. | Lara (goddess_111) | 85.68 | 95% | 2021-11-25 |
| 9996. | Benjamin (yangben000) | 85.68 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 9997. | Josh (josh_rowlette) | 85.68 | 94% | 2012-12-12 |
| 9998. | K (kxiang) | 85.68 | 88% | 2014-03-08 |
| 9999. | DocHoliday (leonbrooks680) | 85.68 | 95% | 2017-03-25 |
| 10000. | Ilker (ilkermutlu) | 85.68 | 98% | 2015-02-19 |
| 10001. | Edgar (edgar_elevado_jr_usm) | 85.67 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 10002. | Absolut (rluyen) | 85.67 | 98% | 2014-07-14 |
| 10003. | Joe (pajama_cowboy) | 85.67 | 92% | 2016-01-01 |
| 10004. | D (consumption) | 85.66 | 98.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| 10005. | Simon (sc752) | 85.66 | 98.2% | 2021-02-03 |
| 10006. | Krisztian (ltplissken) | 85.66 | 98% | 2012-02-01 |
| 10007. | Karl (saument) | 85.66 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 10008. | comboBox (combobox) | 85.66 | 98% | 2013-06-01 |
| 10009. | Sharif (sharif_) | 85.65 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| 10010. | (dragusprime) | 85.65 | 95% | 2021-03-10 |
| 10011. | Ephemeral_ (ephemeral_meatsac) | 85.65 | 97% | 2023-09-09 |
| 10012. | 21337R (poptart128) | 85.65 | 96% | 2013-06-01 |
| 10013. | Jyothiraditya (jyothiraditya) | 85.65 | 96% | 2018-10-24 |
| 10014. | Paul (laule9) | 85.64 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |