Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2544. | Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) | 75.31 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 2545. | (spudvorak) | 75.29 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
| 2546. | Eric (eric397) | 75.27 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 2547. | Jake (s2d_) | 75.26 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| 2548. | jetsun (cloudwave) | 75.25 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 2549. | Yuki (kaiichikawa) | 75.25 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| 2550. | you (s11054) | 75.25 | 96% | 2019-11-19 |
| 2551. | uty (tisurend) | 75.24 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2552. | opyau (opyau) | 75.23 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 2553. | Gidean (gidean) | 75.23 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 2554. | ocdfingers (unipsykal) | 75.22 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 2555. | Maciej (thasobot) | 75.22 | 99% | 2019-07-01 |
| 2556. | John (icantbelieveitsnotbut... | 75.21 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 2557. | John (michaelbon30) | 75.19 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 2558. | Joy (joyyang810035) | 75.19 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 2559. | Thumzu (thumzu) | 75.19 | 96% | 2021-07-20 |
| 2560. | ed72 (ed72) | 75.13 | 99% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2561. | Anonymous (ballistic_kraken) | 75.10 | 94% | 2021-07-30 |
| 2562. | ItzHaniel (itzhaniel) | 75.08 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 2563. | Jim (its_jim) | 75.07 | 96% | 2017-12-15 |
| 2564. | PhroomPhroom (phosure47) | 75.06 | 97% | 2020-11-13 |
| 2565. | kamo. (kam7424) | 75.06 | 95% | 2018-04-02 |
| 2566. | Salad (iuseblueswitchesands... | 75.05 | 94% | 2020-05-15 |
| 2567. | Chester (chestereel) | 75.02 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 2568. | Math (faster_babe) | 75.00 | 99% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2569. | Max (maexxx) | 74.99 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 2570. | Viktor (viktro_touch_type) | 74.99 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 2571. | blendin (blendin11) | 74.98 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
| 2572. | Jay (jayyyyyyyy) | 74.98 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 2573. | t3firefox99 (t3firefox99) | 74.97 | 96% | 2018-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |