Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2961. | Caleb (pingsei) | 77.29 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 2962. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 77.29 | 98% | 2019-03-02 |
| 2963. | David (kresursk) | 77.28 | 95% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2964. | Capy (capyasaurus) | 77.25 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 2965. | Sweaty Palms (drunkpleb) | 77.25 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| 2966. | Emasity (emasity) | 77.24 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 2967. | wahuh (whansen46516) | 77.23 | 98% | 2020-05-30 |
| 2968. | Cereal (krncereal) | 77.21 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 2969. | YellowQuack (yellowquack) | 77.20 | 95% | 2020-10-01 |
| 2970. | Jack (jackman99352) | 77.20 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
| 2971. | Stephen (maddogsf) | 77.19 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
| 2972. | Check (checkmunza) | 77.19 | 96% | 2018-08-06 |
| 2973. | Winnie (likeastaracrossmysky) | 77.17 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 2974. | Osani (osan1) | 77.17 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 2975. | Claudia (claudia215) | 77.13 | 96% | 2017-07-30 |
| 2976. | Anh (fujiwarakazuki) | 77.12 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 2977. | charlotte (chbgpy) | 77.10 | 98% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2978. | 🅹🅰🆅🅴 (killer8hy... | 77.10 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 2979. | ed72 (ed72) | 77.10 | 99% | 2019-08-24 |
| 2980. | :| (pyrochild) | 77.09 | 95% | 2020-12-03 |
| 2981. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 77.08 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
| 2982. | Last Michael (last_michael) | 77.08 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
| 2983. | Sweet (sweetrevengee) | 77.07 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
| 2984. | Sarah (smrismael) | 77.07 | 97% | 2020-12-20 |
| 2985. | pol (poooool) | 77.07 | 95% | 2020-05-15 |
| 2986. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 77.07 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 2987. | James (nbenz) | 77.04 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 2988. | Aquarios (soirauge) | 77.04 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 2989. | Marcin (marzelin) | 77.04 | 99% | 2018-04-15 |
| 2990. | Harper (harpear) | 77.02 | 97% | 2019-02-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |