Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1131. | typezillaaaaa (typezillaaaaa) | 71.95 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
| 1132. | Christopher (pandaloop) | 71.93 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
| 1133. | Breen (gajuwakaghajini) | 71.89 | 96% | 2017-11-23 |
| 1134. | Sara (scbaxter) | 71.88 | 95% | 2019-08-18 |
| 1135. | jason (jamonster2) | 71.85 | 96% | 2019-11-09 |
| 1136. | jk- (justkidding_) | 71.84 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| 1137. | CheetahDude (ghysdd) | 71.81 | 95% | 2019-09-30 |
| 1138. | Sara (saraakre) | 71.79 | 96% | 2017-08-02 |
| 1139. | Jimmy (carb0n13) | 71.74 | 97% | 2019-02-14 |
| 1140. | Mitch (mitchns) | 71.71 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 1141. | Peter (dusqe) | 71.70 | 96% | 2017-09-15 |
| 1142. | Hector (hector496) | 71.66 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
| 1143. | Zedtime (zedtimestory) | 71.65 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 1144. | bliss (ninjakk) | 71.64 | 95% | 2019-05-03 |
| 1145. | Olu (olubean) | 71.63 | 97% | 2019-05-09 |
| 1146. | Jon (jontjong) | 71.63 | 96% | 2018-08-15 |
| 1147. | ed72 (ed72) | 71.61 | 100% | 2019-06-21 |
| 1148. | Kevin (thehobokid) | 71.60 | 95% | 2019-08-31 |
| 1149. | mo (ceiba) | 71.60 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 1150. | lemty (lemty) | 71.58 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 1151. | Mouse (little_mouse) | 71.57 | 96% | 2017-11-07 |
| 1152. | Ronarch (ronarch) | 71.55 | 98% | 2018-04-01 |
| 1153. | Ham (vannizer) | 71.53 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 1154. | Anjan (beaszt_nix) | 71.53 | 95% | 2019-04-08 |
| 1155. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 71.51 | 95% | 2018-12-03 |
| 1156. | carleel (menamesringo) | 71.50 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1157. | Bravo (saerhim100) | 71.44 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 1158. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 71.44 | 97% | 2017-11-16 |
| 1159. | Duy (fooom) | 71.41 | 97% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1160. | j (jdai) | 71.39 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |