As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10656. | J (saviorf) | 82.03 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
10657. | Mateen (mqtyper) | 82.03 | 96% | 2017-06-23 |
10658. | typewalker (zetoh) | 82.02 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
10659. | Zain (rasnouk) | 82.02 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
10660. | Wolfegang (wolfegang) | 82.02 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
10661. | nicu (nicu31) | 82.02 | 98.8% | 2021-01-29 |
10662. | JAYVOODOO (jayvoodoo) | 82.02 | 95% | 2016-03-14 |
10663. | Chaim (sermiahc) | 82.02 | 98% | 2017-07-24 |
10664. | TheBusyElf (thebusyelf) | 82.01 | 97% | 2025-04-23 |
10665. | Adam (timedchip) | 82.01 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
10666. | mclim99 (mclim99) | 82.01 | 96% | 2024-03-23 |
10667. | not rage (sadge47) | 82.01 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
10668. | Jonathan (jonathan4033) | 82.01 | 98% | 2018-06-07 |
10669. | Kevin (kevinyvng) | 82.01 | 94% | 2016-12-27 |
10670. | gandastik (gandsatik) | 82.00 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
10671. | Jesse (jessald) | 82.00 | 97% | 2015-04-12 |
10672. | Gummy (sharkyzane231) | 81.99 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
10673. | Mudkip (jessykip) | 81.99 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
10674. | I ♥ Gym (2slow_2exist) | 81.99 | 96% | 2021-10-11 |
10675. | DiscoveryAlpha (j2997) | 81.99 | 99% | 2021-01-02 |
10676. | Stephen (severet) | 81.99 | 96% | 2015-12-04 |
10677. | Ashley (ashley_raven) | 81.99 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
10678. | pew (pewdekz) | 81.99 | 95% | 2016-09-12 |
10679. | ed72 (ed72) | 81.99 | 99.1% | 2023-11-19 |
10680. | Jane (sarf) | 81.98 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
10681. | anon (anon237) | 81.98 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
10682. | olololololol (pelel) | 81.98 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
10683. | Patrick (fubuki) | 81.98 | 88% | 2016-05-10 |
10684. | acewiz (acewiz) | 81.97 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
10685. | Sohei (sohei) | 81.97 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |