I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11101. | Prok (prok_773) | 82.84 | 96% | 2024-05-24 |
| 11102. | Lonie (loniewong) | 82.84 | 95% | 2017-07-25 |
| 11103. | not gammoron (gammoron) | 82.84 | 96% | 2018-08-29 |
| 11104. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 82.83 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 11105. | Samuel (spiriteater) | 82.83 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 11106. | Rada (bit_defender) | 82.83 | 96% | 2016-06-25 |
| 11107. | 📕📗📘 (yousuf_32) | 82.82 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 11108. | Kevin (kevskate) | 82.82 | 94% | 2016-06-15 |
| 11109. | Cody (kingbear2) | 82.82 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| 11110. | Karen (victrola) | 82.82 | 97% | 2017-08-17 |
| 11111. | Dulguun (dulguun_) | 82.80 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 11112. | b2 (bittumon) | 82.80 | 96% | 2016-06-07 |
| 11113. | Ewa (ewasworld) | 82.80 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 11114. | Magical (magical_man) | 82.80 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
| 11115. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 82.80 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 11116. | Kevin (thedujin) | 82.80 | 89% | 2016-12-07 |
| 11117. | Mark (maolson97) | 82.79 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 11118. | Zedtime (zedtimestory) | 82.79 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
| 11119. | Wim (iverb) | 82.79 | 96% | 2016-05-30 |
| 11120. | ed72 (ed72) | 82.79 | 98.3% | 2024-02-14 |
| 11121. | Orb (najm) | 82.78 | 95% | 2023-02-03 |
| 11122. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 82.78 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
| 11123. | Philip (piporace10) | 82.78 | 93% | 2015-06-24 |
| 11124. | Etesam (smogchalk) | 82.78 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 11125. | Rocky (spookiestmeme) | 82.78 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| 11126. | KouTypin (kou_typingood) | 82.78 | 97% | 2016-08-21 |
| 11127. | Jef (jeffvmd) | 82.77 | 97.7% | 2025-04-02 |
| 11128. | Stabs (stabslive) | 82.77 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11129. | Harshal (bitbeast18) | 82.76 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 11130. | cesiu (cesiu) | 82.76 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |