Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2974. | Zhang (bulkyhog) | 71.84 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2975. | Sai Srujan Kumar (chsrujan) | 71.84 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 2976. | OneTree (onetreeinaforest) | 71.84 | 95% | 2018-12-03 |
| 2977. | Ali (ali110imdad) | 71.84 | 98% | 2020-01-27 |
| 2978. | Wai Yan (kwyper) | 71.82 | 95% | 2017-10-14 |
| 2979. | Scott (scottradaro) | 71.81 | 96% | 2020-04-14 |
| 2980. | Salamon (salamonthesignific... | 71.81 | 98% | 2019-09-28 |
| 2981. | slow (edvin_fps) | 71.79 | 95% | 2018-06-17 |
| 2982. | Nejc (gamedev) | 71.77 | 96% | 2019-04-28 |
| 2983. | BoiGrac (boigrac) | 71.77 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2984. | Aidan (4acl) | 71.75 | 95% | 2020-08-09 |
| 2985. | abdo (phcox_hunter) | 71.75 | 96% | 2020-04-12 |
| 2986. | Buiman001 (buiman001) | 71.75 | 94% | 2018-03-28 |
| 2987. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 71.74 | 95% | 2017-11-18 |
| 2988. | Santos (druddigon) | 71.72 | 95% | 2017-09-07 |
| 2989. | Thomas (anem0s) | 71.71 | 94% | 2019-03-06 |
| 2990. | Brennan (bbqhero) | 71.69 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2991. | Ebru (ebruserce) | 71.69 | 98% | 2017-08-31 |
| 2992. | Liem (zfantasy) | 71.68 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
| 2993. | Rikaard (rikaard) | 71.67 | 99% | 2018-05-21 |
| 2994. | Jordan (picard) | 71.66 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 2995. | Anthony (ddragon217) | 71.65 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2996. | Austin (oztran) | 71.64 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 2997. | Jonathan (jmorty01) | 71.63 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 2998. | Fire (tytysoeng) | 71.62 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 2999. | Dan (khaospheonix) | 71.60 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| 3000. | Eric (eric_17) | 71.60 | 96% | 2020-04-17 |
| 3001. | Gregory (gregstar123) | 71.59 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 3002. | Evandp (evandp1999) | 71.59 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
| 3003. | A (kerning) | 71.59 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |