Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3435. | Bastion (verschlossen00) | 67.60 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 3436. | Schnitzel (cthulhuai) | 67.60 | 95% | 2019-08-15 |
| 3437. | Vibhuti (vibhutishankar) | 67.59 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 3438. | Ameerr (hysteris) | 67.59 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
| 3439. | Sam (wes0707) | 67.57 | 96% | 2018-03-23 |
| 3440. | Janne (janzu) | 67.56 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
| 3441. | SW (psw95) | 67.56 | 96% | 2019-07-20 |
| 3442. | Wilson (force_of_will) | 67.54 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 3443. | Ui (so_ta) | 67.53 | 98% | 2019-12-26 |
| 3444. | Manzur (manzur) | 67.53 | 96% | 2018-04-20 |
| 3445. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 67.51 | 96% | 2019-07-07 |
| 3446. | Sam (dings24) | 67.50 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 3447. | Dan (colossus13) | 67.50 | 97% | 2017-12-12 |
| 3448. | Robert (nforcer) | 67.48 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 3449. | Hugh (atticush99) | 67.47 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 3450. | AK_Rex (ak_rex) | 67.45 | 96% | 2020-10-05 |
| 3451. | G (squasy) | 67.44 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 3452. | Ebru (ebruserce) | 67.44 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 3453. | Dick (hyoihz) | 67.37 | 98% | 2020-10-23 |
| 3454. | Ocean (975miles) | 67.37 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 3455. | dangdut (dangdutkoplo) | 67.36 | 98% | 2018-09-19 |
| 3456. | Pratham (pro_grammer123) | 67.35 | 95% | 2020-07-20 |
| 3457. | j15 (j15y9rkp) | 67.35 | 97% | 2017-10-12 |
| 3458. | Jojuh (shojubruh) | 67.35 | 95% | 2020-04-09 |
| 3459. | Oggers (oggers) | 67.35 | 96% | 2017-07-25 |
| 3460. | Vince (purduedude11) | 67.34 | 95% | 2019-05-02 |
| 3461. | nawpaw (nawpaw) | 67.34 | 97% | 2019-01-03 |
| 3462. | Targi (targi) | 67.34 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
| 3463. | Tam (aammatax) | 67.34 | 99% | 2018-11-25 |
| 3464. | ∞ (lukman999) | 67.33 | 96% | 2020-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |