Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4344. | xd (palmate) | 53.65 | 94% | 2020-01-22 |
| 4345. | pallamraju (pallamraju.bodd... | 53.63 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| 4346. | Linus (whiteninja713) | 53.62 | 94% | 2019-04-30 |
| 4347. | Andy (wah_wah_wah) | 53.57 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 4348. | damian (damianjnc) | 53.56 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4349. | v (vyiscute) | 53.55 | 95% | 2019-08-02 |
| 4350. | ricky (rickysingh) | 53.54 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 4351. | Toms (x0mee) | 53.54 | 94% | 2018-09-14 |
| 4352. | Hugh Janus (chrispoulos) | 53.51 | 96% | 2020-02-18 |
| 4353. | Argalit (argalit) | 53.47 | 98% | 2019-05-16 |
| 4354. | Stas (tracersm) | 53.46 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
| 4355. | genesis (grimmer) | 53.41 | 95% | 2018-04-20 |
| 4356. | OREO (reocraft) | 53.38 | 92% | 2019-11-10 |
| 4357. | Tyger (tiger_eye7429) | 53.36 | 93% | 2019-04-02 |
| 4358. | Prem (premgd) | 53.32 | 94% | 2018-07-25 |
| 4359. | mizanur (mizanur) | 53.31 | 95% | 2018-11-07 |
| 4360. | Cédric (eazzyx) | 53.30 | 96% | 2020-02-23 |
| 4361. | joshua (boangka008) | 53.28 | 93% | 2017-10-13 |
| 4362. | RacerABM (racerabm) | 53.25 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 4363. | Chloe (cleo_angel) | 53.25 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 4364. | Laurence Angelo (userlaurence) | 53.24 | 95% | 2018-09-28 |
| 4365. | Babul (babul2) | 53.24 | 96% | 2018-03-05 |
| 4366. | Matt (matt93949) | 53.24 | 95% | 2018-09-14 |
| 4367. | Matthew (solosice) | 53.20 | 94% | 2019-02-05 |
| 4368. | Anurag (anuragtetarwal) | 53.19 | 97% | 2017-10-24 |
| 4369. | 2Lenne (hannaloresa) | 53.18 | 94% | 2019-03-07 |
| 4370. | ニシャント (neokun) | 53.16 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 4371. | David (dave1188) | 53.14 | 95% | 2018-03-25 |
| 4372. | gustave (jacobe17) | 53.14 | 97% | 2018-06-09 |
| 4373. | Lana (lana121) | 53.11 | 97% | 2017-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |