I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16425. | InterstitialVideo Event Cal... | 73.05 | 95.1% | 2023-12-25 |
| 16426. | Noah (nodigermanium) | 73.05 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 16427. | Moacir (moacirnq) | 73.05 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
| 16428. | John (mernst) | 73.05 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 16429. | R (rbajko) | 73.05 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 16430. | Nat-han (nate_the_greatest) | 73.05 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 16431. | Marko (mare35) | 73.04 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 16432. | Weebmachine (weebmachine) | 73.03 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 16433. | Joshua (potatolemon123) | 73.03 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 16434. | Daniel (danielf_) | 73.03 | 95% | 2022-04-19 |
| 16435. | Logan (logibear191) | 73.03 | 95% | 2021-07-13 |
| 16436. | ʇsǝn⅁ (ankle) | 73.03 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 16437. | Lucy (sarluc) | 73.02 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 16438. | Alex (avw1793) | 73.02 | 96.7% | 2024-04-04 |
| 16439. | Jeeb (jeebmaster9000) | 73.02 | 99% | 2021-05-15 |
| 16440. | Jake (jake221) | 73.02 | 95% | 2019-08-10 |
| 16441. | Danzel (danzelglovington) | 73.01 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 16442. | Eatmyspacebar (eatmyspacebar) | 73.01 | 96% | 2025-04-26 |
| 16443. | Lyestria (lyestria) | 73.01 | 95% | 2019-10-06 |
| 16444. | Jack (jackthesnacc) | 73.01 | 95% | 2022-01-03 |
| 16445. | Race (im_not_cheating_ur_wi... | 73.01 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 16446. | 1asdf (posijab) | 73.00 | 98.8% | 2023-09-20 |
| 16447. | grinding leno (lenorr) | 73.00 | 95% | 2020-07-28 |
| 16448. | brbrb (brbrb) | 73.00 | 100% | 2019-10-17 |
| 16449. | quick (quickishere) | 73.00 | 94% | 2017-11-12 |
| 16450. | avinash (avinash17121995) | 73.00 | 97% | 2017-06-15 |
| 16451. | dirt (dirthief) | 72.99 | 97.1% | 2023-09-26 |
| 16452. | jepeh (gore_juic3) | 72.99 | 98% | 2017-09-03 |
| 16453. | Jen (jen8) | 72.99 | 94% | 2019-10-17 |
| 16454. | Benjamin (benjamin_0990) | 72.98 | 96.6% | 2024-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |