See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9223. | Tina (teenytina) | 83.82 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
| 9224. | horney (titansmakemehorney) | 83.81 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 9225. | Shaker (shaker_faker) | 83.81 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
| 9226. | flourish (fl0urish) | 83.81 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 9227. | Nakdolo (nakdolo) | 83.80 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 9228. | KilinWei (kilinwei) | 83.80 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 9229. | FlipFlopHoudini (flipflopho... | 83.80 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 9230. | Saruwatori (saruwatori) | 83.79 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 9231. | Person (ali_666_) | 83.79 | 97% | 2020-06-14 |
| 9232. | MM (m_j_m) | 83.78 | 99% | 2023-03-10 |
| 9233. | Uemi (uemichan) | 83.78 | 99% | 2021-11-29 |
| 9234. | Zeke (zeke_042706) | 83.78 | 96% | 2024-09-09 |
| 9235. | Sephiroth (jukethehitman) | 83.78 | 99.6% | 2023-06-20 |
| 9236. | Ray (ray_mond) | 83.78 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 9237. | user (user56) | 83.78 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 9238. | Thomas (adamo40) | 83.78 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 9239. | TetraVoltX (wing_x) | 83.77 | 97% | 2023-10-08 |
| 9240. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 83.77 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 9241. | Jack (touvski) | 83.76 | 98.5% | 2024-12-11 |
| 9242. | ukasZ_ (ukasz_) | 83.76 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 9243. | Carlo (ccatiello) | 83.75 | 93.9% | 2025-02-25 |
| 9244. | assateverything (mid_) | 83.75 | 96% | 2022-04-15 |
| 9245. | Nicholas (t0903591) | 83.75 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
| 9246. | asdf (infernotnt) | 83.75 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9247. | dakhide (dakhide) | 83.74 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 9248. | Marvin (malvolio) | 83.73 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 9249. | Ashutosh (ashutosh6997) | 83.72 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 9250. | Erick (smittywerben) | 83.71 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 9251. | aardvark (aardvark_warrior) | 83.70 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 9252. | av (bsod2528) | 83.70 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |