I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9752. | Gianni (giannitrattore) | 87.01 | 96% | 2022-08-30 |
| 9753. | colin699 (colin699) | 87.00 | 98% | 2025-03-31 |
| 9754. | Jeshwan (jeshwan) | 87.00 | 98% | 2022-06-20 |
| 9755. | Jarrod (jarrodl) | 87.00 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 9756. | Woobly (wooblymorbid) | 87.00 | 97.4% | 2023-10-20 |
| 9757. | Bjorn (bjo427) | 87.00 | 95% | 2021-07-02 |
| 9758. | Markus (mkh90) | 87.00 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 9759. | Yuma (el_yuma) | 86.99 | 98.4% | 2025-03-14 |
| 9760. | bchillz (bchillz01) | 86.99 | 97% | 2024-05-25 |
| 9761. | Mohammed (mohammedamarnah) | 86.99 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 9762. | josh (jshg) | 86.99 | 94% | 2021-11-09 |
| 9763. | WaffleAbs (waffleabs) | 86.99 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 9764. | khanh (lenguyenkhanh) | 86.99 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
| 9765. | MrHarry@982 (patronus__982) | 86.98 | 96% | 2025-05-11 |
| 9766. | ElfIv (elfiv) | 86.98 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
| 9767. | Jakub (lulpastor) | 86.98 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 9768. | mikey (e5mikey) | 86.97 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 9769. | LoveDetroit (fkhambatta) | 86.97 | 98% | 2020-04-06 |
| 9770. | kumari (syld0r) | 86.97 | 96.6% | 2023-09-13 |
| 9771. | :/ (tweezers) | 86.97 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 9772. | Carla (carlatgenardy) | 86.97 | 98% | 2019-09-21 |
| 9773. | Tasvirul (tasvirul) | 86.97 | 98% | 2017-12-26 |
| 9774. | Jeffery (bobabuddy) | 86.96 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 9775. | Kevin (klinklang) | 86.96 | 98% | 2025-05-13 |
| 9776. | philiplol (philiplollll) | 86.96 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9777. | William (tiqohunt) | 86.96 | 97% | 2021-02-19 |
| 9778. | Sam (tchankmain) | 86.96 | 95.5% | 2021-02-09 |
| 9779. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 86.96 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 9780. | kieransdeath (kieransdeath) | 86.95 | 94.6% | 2025-03-21 |
| 9781. | levi (leviathan_307) | 86.95 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |