I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1785. | JK (jrkeano) | 89.42 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 1786. | 3.14 (rom3_141592) | 89.41 | 98.6% | 2023-07-01 |
| 1787. | Dexterr (dexterr_) | 89.39 | 96% | 2023-06-03 |
| 1788. | Ansar (paxaq) | 89.38 | 97.3% | 2024-10-04 |
| 1789. | Doom (doomtime1456) | 89.36 | 97.4% | 2024-10-30 |
| 1790. | Lazar (lazer123) | 89.35 | 97.3% | 2024-08-07 |
| 1791. | Blac (nice_tea) | 89.35 | 96.7% | 2025-01-06 |
| 1792. | twitch.tv/dsurallod (dsural... | 89.32 | 97% | 2024-11-09 |
| 1793. | lol (iknowright) | 89.30 | 97% | 2024-09-03 |
| 1794. | Mahdi Lotfi (mahdilotfi) | 89.30 | 97.7% | 2025-01-30 |
| 1795. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 89.28 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 1796. | Adi (twisted314) | 89.20 | 98% | 2025-03-25 |
| 1797. | march (aarchmapril) | 89.20 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 1798. | Jason (skillztoday) | 89.20 | 97% | 2025-03-15 |
| 1799. | dixon (dixonticonderoga) | 89.19 | 96.4% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1800. | haniel monki (ivious) | 89.19 | 95.2% | 2023-08-18 |
| 1801. | Marina (mbayless123) | 89.18 | 99% | 2023-05-19 |
| 1802. | oreo (e00d) | 89.18 | 96.1% | 2024-05-22 |
| 1803. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 89.14 | 95.8% | 2023-10-30 |
| 1804. | YY_un (yy_un) | 89.13 | 98.4% | 2024-09-10 |
| 1805. | Birdman (birdman13) | 89.12 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1806. | hero (iknowhtml) | 89.12 | 97.4% | 2023-06-17 |
| 1807. | Scon (sconball) | 89.10 | 96.6% | 2024-04-17 |
| 1808. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 89.10 | 97.8% | 2023-09-09 |
| 1809. | Constantijn (fireline) | 89.09 | 98.5% | 2024-10-19 |
| 1810. | touch grass (midca) | 89.09 | 96.4% | 2023-12-17 |
| 1811. | Lyric (lyric39) | 89.09 | 98.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1812. | academ (academ) | 89.07 | 97% | 2024-09-05 |
| 1813. | Sterling Wolf (sterlingwolf) | 89.07 | 97.6% | 2024-03-19 |
| 1814. | Phuc Hoang Pham (lol1henta1) | 89.06 | 96% | 2023-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |