And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32946. | Himanshu (himanshuganatra) | 57.89 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 32947. | Top Hat Man (tophatman) | 57.89 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 32948. | Nope (zekigel) | 57.89 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 32949. | Kevin (kc4tennis) | 57.89 | 98% | 2014-11-19 |
| 32950. | Vance (vanceblack) | 57.89 | 95% | 2017-02-08 |
| 32951. | Phong (phonglt) | 57.89 | 95% | 2016-08-17 |
| 32952. | Mohsin (mohsink988) | 57.89 | 92% | 2012-06-07 |
| 32953. | Jingle (jinglegordon) | 57.89 | 91% | 2014-02-19 |
| 32954. | none_of_ur_business (underc... | 57.88 | 94.9% | 2021-02-20 |
| 32955. | adverb (adverb7) | 57.88 | 94% | 2022-03-06 |
| 32956. | Christopher (price4124) | 57.88 | 93% | 2016-12-17 |
| 32957. | memento_mori (_memento_mori_) | 57.88 | 96% | 2022-11-25 |
| 32958. | ace (alas) | 57.88 | 91% | 2013-07-27 |
| 32959. | edcel (edcel82) | 57.88 | — | 2009-03-20 |
| 32960. | Ashlee (asherrr_1) | 57.87 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 32961. | Jen (pink_gemini) | 57.87 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 32962. | artiko (toshi_m45) | 57.86 | — | 2009-07-16 |
| 32963. | Anand (anandkrshnn9) | 57.86 | 97.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 32964. | Oinky (oinkysnorts) | 57.86 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 32965. | Tyler (tythal) | 57.86 | 95% | 2018-07-30 |
| 32966. | Vinh (terrav) | 57.86 | 87% | 2012-01-18 |
| 32967. | Matthew (blayzed93) | 57.86 | 96% | 2017-06-14 |
| 32968. | erka (erkaboy) | 57.86 | 94.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 32969. | Dzmicer (dzmicer) | 57.86 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 32970. | daniel peleg (danielpeleg1) | 57.86 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 32971. | Christian (darill) | 57.85 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 32972. | Nguyen (greenleaves) | 57.85 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 32973. | Josh (fearzenemy) | 57.85 | 94% | 2021-12-27 |
| 32974. | Richmano NASY (richmano) | 57.85 | 95% | 2023-03-22 |
| 32975. | Anna (anaakitamaro) | 57.85 | 90% | 2015-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |