Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2595. | eeya (eeya) | 74.81 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 2596. | Joseph (jofl) | 74.81 | 97% | 2019-06-18 |
| 2597. | Cooper (cooperlouth90) | 74.79 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
| 2598. | Imme (immevdb) | 74.79 | 99% | 2019-01-04 |
| 2599. | snakeonex (snakeone) | 74.78 | 96% | 2020-01-12 |
| 2600. | Juilan (feenyjr) | 74.78 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 2601. | Viet Long (kanvie) | 74.76 | 97% | 2020-11-10 |
| 2602. | ThatLizardDude (thatlizardd... | 74.76 | 95% | 2020-10-04 |
| 2603. | leah (henrytheelectron) | 74.76 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 2604. | LLY (louispy) | 74.75 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2605. | Phil (pliao39) | 74.75 | 96% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2606. | Flaccidbone (flaccidbone) | 74.75 | 96% | 2019-01-13 |
| 2607. | Jere (jerel) | 74.74 | 95% | 2020-03-03 |
| 2608. | Ronan (zzztaco) | 74.72 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 2609. | Stijn (stijn725) | 74.72 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 2610. | Guus (mr_leepel_) | 74.71 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 2611. | Maggie (maggals) | 74.70 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
| 2612. | dysprosium (dyspr0sium) | 74.70 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 2613. | (^βΏ^) (markz932) | 74.69 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
| 2614. | Calypso (lyrarah) | 74.68 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
| 2615. | Martine (martinee) | 74.67 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
| 2616. | lonald (lonald) | 74.66 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
| 2617. | Zephaniah (pandu11) | 74.65 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 2618. | Devin (ledguy) | 74.64 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 2619. | Hillary (typeymane) | 74.64 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 2620. | π¨πΆπΊ (voops) | 74.64 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 2621. | Reebane (reebane) | 74.62 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 2622. | Ethiopia (edmaanihc@gmail.c... | 74.62 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
| 2623. | Taylor. (tlrayo) | 74.61 | 94% | 2017-10-22 |
| 2624. | Brian (briantranny) | 74.59 | 96% | 2017-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| α Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |