What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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| 1625. | Alex (scorpion_563) | 77.42 | 96% | 2019-03-10 |
| 1626. | zac (zambrose) | 77.39 | 97% | 2018-02-27 |
| 1627. | Dexter Chew (newtotyping) | 77.37 | 99% | 2020-10-27 |
| 1628. | Can (tpcm) | 77.36 | 97% | 2018-02-05 |
| 1629. | Type like never before! (re... | 77.33 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
| 1630. | Aery (anubhav_aery) | 77.32 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 1631. | Sun (timaeous) | 77.32 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
| 1632. | Torloff (red_on_magenta) | 77.30 | 95% | 2020-04-20 |
| 1633. | p1e (jackholly) | 77.29 | 96% | 2018-02-04 |
| 1634. | disheyo (shakura) | 77.25 | 95% | 2018-03-09 |
| 1635. | Patryk (piety) | 77.23 | 99% | 2017-12-11 |
| 1636. | w (wisatong) | 77.23 | 96% | 2020-10-03 |
| 1637. | yes (yesmaybeno) | 77.21 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 1638. | Hunter (hunter_5mith) | 77.20 | 95% | 2019-12-27 |
| 1639. | Vincent (sanjoraider_24) | 77.20 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 1640. | Nicholas (st0p) | 77.20 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 1641. | dysprosium (dyspr0sium) | 77.19 | 96% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1642. | eyx (eyx_) | 77.18 | 95% | 2020-12-14 |
| 1643. | Kou (itsme1) | 77.13 | 95% | 2018-08-27 |
| 1644. | whale (lewist) | 77.13 | 98% | 2019-05-26 |
| 1645. | iarezen (iarezen) | 77.08 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| 1646. | Aquazin (aquazin) | 77.06 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 1647. | ALCIONE (gel4ever) | 77.05 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
| 1648. | wayne (nonlimit) | 77.03 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
| 1649. | Lars (aaberg) | 77.00 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
| 1650. | Csabi (csabaradi) | 76.97 | 98% | 2018-06-30 |
| 1651. | Zack (zack_mitkin) | 76.93 | 97% | 2019-07-14 |
| 1652. | jacob (iljain) | 76.92 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1653. | Smoke (smoke91) | 76.91 | 98% | 2019-03-02 |
| 1654. | quipo (quipo) | 76.90 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
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| Default (English) | 3,581 | 96.81 | December 10, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |