As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7683. | alicks (avelexious) | 88.85 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 7684. | matt (that_one_guy178) | 88.84 | 97% | 2024-01-10 |
| 7685. | sidd (siddvader) | 88.84 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 7686. | Alesy (alesyb) | 88.84 | 99% | 2017-10-31 |
| 7687. | Nalshiga (ecniv) | 88.83 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| 7688. | zeeeef (seezylol) | 88.83 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
| 7689. | Chumchum (aldzia) | 88.83 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| 7690. | Michael (yuleahcim) | 88.83 | 96% | 2016-01-24 |
| 7691. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 88.83 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
| 7692. | P (pacochen) | 88.82 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 7693. | Michael (micklepru) | 88.82 | 98% | 2018-04-14 |
| 7694. | Luan (minhluan1590) | 88.81 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
| 7695. | Archaeic (vexurozian) | 88.81 | 81% | 2016-10-31 |
| 7696. | Mihir (plibither8) | 88.81 | 98% | 2023-09-06 |
| 7697. | Thorondir (thorondir) | 88.81 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 7698. | Kevin (pubhub) | 88.81 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
| 7699. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 88.80 | 99% | 2023-01-15 |
| 7700. | Christopher (chrischafin) | 88.80 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 7701. | pluto (plutto) | 88.80 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 7702. | keyspect (stalence) | 88.80 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 7703. | dysprosium (dyspr0sium) | 88.80 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 7704. | ACARROT (acarrot) | 88.79 | 92% | 2017-04-07 |
| 7705. | Grayson (echotrademarked) | 88.79 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
| 7706. | Kai (cheongengkai) | 88.79 | 98% | 2022-06-11 |
| 7707. | ega (egareyh) | 88.79 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 7708. | Kian (kpm9) | 88.79 | 95.9% | 2021-03-01 |
| 7709. | Michael (themusicofsound) | 88.79 | 98% | 2015-05-16 |
| 7710. | Patrick (pawal001) | 88.79 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 7711. | Émile (ikashy) | 88.78 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
| 7712. | Grilled (grilleddonions) | 88.78 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |