I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6388. | Catalz (catalz) | 100.27 | 98% | 2018-06-05 |
| 6389. | kim (kimblimblimz) | 100.26 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 6390. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 100.26 | 99% | 2022-11-18 |
| 6391. | Timothy (tli450) | 100.25 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 6392. | Pumpking (rawter007) | 100.24 | 98% | 2025-07-01 |
| 6393. | lyh (ling2847) | 100.24 | 97.1% | 2024-12-09 |
| 6394. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 100.24 | 98.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 6395. | Jayvin Wu (fbijayvin) | 100.24 | 94% | 2024-04-14 |
| 6396. | Spraito (spraito) | 100.24 | 98.2% | 2023-09-24 |
| 6397. | Sandermaine (sandermaine) | 100.24 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 6398. | javier (allahlover14) | 100.23 | 97% | 2024-07-23 |
| 6399. | tris (trisywc) | 100.22 | 99.4% | 2023-05-24 |
| 6400. | Eugene (mineugene) | 100.22 | 99% | 2017-02-08 |
| 6401. | To be fair, you have to hav... | 100.21 | 98% | 2018-05-05 |
| 6402. | David (styrofoamboots1) | 100.21 | 100% | 2021-02-08 |
| 6403. | Arthur (artnet) | 100.21 | 99% | 2017-06-13 |
| 6404. | Dylan (dylanred) | 100.20 | 98% | 2025-02-17 |
| 6405. | Megs (megahrenz) | 100.20 | 99% | 2020-06-05 |
| 6406. | NOJ8 (noj8) | 100.20 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 6407. | Kayla (kaybruh) | 100.19 | 99% | 2023-02-03 |
| 6408. | cool guy (zoeoconnor21) | 100.18 | 98% | 2023-09-06 |
| 6409. | Tommy (roehdfnvl) | 100.18 | 97.3% | 2024-04-07 |
| 6410. | Caleb (calebx) | 100.18 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 6411. | Andrew (andrewmclellan) | 100.18 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 6412. | Marcos (faronien) | 100.17 | 95% | 2017-05-12 |
| 6413. | Pablo (pabloskimg) | 100.17 | 98% | 2017-02-18 |
| 6414. | Brad (thaboggla) | 100.17 | 99% | 2020-08-16 |
| 6415. | Nooby (noobythenoob) | 100.16 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 6416. | Kyotz (kyotz) | 100.16 | 98% | 2022-09-21 |
| 6417. | Fezan (fezantauqir123) | 100.16 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |