I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14217. | CrispyChrispy (crispychrispy) | 77.35 | 97% | 2021-02-05 |
| 14218. | Hunter (wizardhunter11) | 77.35 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 14219. | Gotta Blast! (chikin) | 77.35 | 90% | 2015-11-10 |
| 14220. | Cian (lagnic) | 77.35 | 95% | 2016-11-23 |
| 14221. | HzVee (hzvee) | 77.34 | 96% | 2016-10-07 |
| 14222. | George (turtlerocker) | 77.34 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 14223. | chotabomj (chotabomj) | 77.33 | 99% | 2025-09-28 |
| 14224. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 77.33 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
| 14225. | Desi (_aka5h) | 77.33 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 14226. | sean (tak32) | 77.33 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 14227. | Memeseeker (memeseeker) | 77.33 | 94.9% | 2021-02-15 |
| 14228. | Amogh (amogh_14) | 77.32 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 14229. | Sophus (sophustypelikesheit) | 77.32 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
| 14230. | Ceckulienka (ceckulienka) | 77.31 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
| 14231. | scsdawg (scsdawg) | 77.31 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 14232. | Burn0uts (burnouts) | 77.31 | 97.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 14233. | Owen (metypefastthinkgood) | 77.30 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| 14234. | Matthew (mattkim217) | 77.30 | 92% | 2016-12-05 |
| 14235. | clerinng (clerinng) | 77.30 | 97% | 2025-11-15 |
| 14236. | dwikydd (dwikydd) | 77.30 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 14237. | Norby (norby101) | 77.30 | 94% | 2016-08-05 |
| 14238. | Maurício (mv4rgas) | 77.30 | 99% | 2017-03-27 |
| 14239. | Nani (karlord) | 77.30 | 95% | 2018-06-17 |
| 14240. | tstats[rafid149] (rafid149) | 77.29 | 96% | 2022-01-20 |
| 14241. | chicken (chethan819) | 77.29 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 14242. | Brando (kingozymandias2) | 77.29 | 98% | 2019-02-17 |
| 14243. | Alexander (arkross) | 77.29 | 94% | 2016-07-25 |
| 14244. | Atul (shureddo) | 77.29 | 96% | 2018-05-13 |
| 14245. | Kevin (kevant_7) | 77.29 | 93% | 2016-11-18 |
| 14246. | Vikas (vikas7788) | 77.28 | 97% | 2024-07-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |