And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18793. | Steve (folger) | 81.26 | 95% | 2011-12-12 |
| 18794. | JahJi (jahji) | 81.25 | 96% | 2021-09-09 |
| 18795. | Dhurba (dxpog) | 81.25 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 18796. | ATRAN (atranhehe) | 81.25 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 18797. | Khan Ali (khanali) | 81.25 | 95% | 2015-11-01 |
| 18798. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 81.25 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 18799. | rime (zeliboid8) | 81.24 | 92% | 2013-05-18 |
| 18800. | Daniel (partytoss) | 81.24 | 92% | 2013-05-12 |
| 18801. | SimpleBeat (simplebeat) | 81.24 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| 18802. | Dani (omniflow) | 81.24 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 18803. | Angkana (ployyjen) | 81.23 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
| 18804. | jacks (northice12) | 81.23 | 95.9% | 2023-09-11 |
| 18805. | Ted (seaoflight) | 81.23 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 18806. | 🐐 (auaomamm) | 81.23 | 97% | 2019-12-23 |
| 18807. | Minh (bietdoikiem) | 81.23 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| 18808. | Pontiff Sulyvahn (ayushjoshi) | 81.23 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
| 18809. | dwikydd (dwikydd) | 81.22 | 98% | 2022-03-03 |
| 18810. | Finn (finnhoops) | 81.22 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 18811. | Joel (iqjoel) | 81.22 | 99% | 2022-09-14 |
| 18812. | KGromowski (kiereng) | 81.22 | 92% | 2013-09-04 |
| 18813. | Natalie (dolphinbunny359) | 81.22 | 97% | 2019-12-23 |
| 18814. | ice boi (__ghiaccio__) | 81.22 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
| 18815. | Sam (liiondzn) | 81.22 | 98% | 2017-04-05 |
| 18816. | Shafiul (ayonshafiultype) | 81.22 | 96% | 2023-06-16 |
| 18817. | Stable (delux77) | 81.22 | 98% | 2016-03-07 |
| 18818. | David (munichdobe) | 81.21 | 96% | 2015-11-03 |
| 18819. | Ruben (ruben112alejandro) | 81.21 | 95% | 2011-08-26 |
| 18820. | rudeger (saku01) | 81.21 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 18821. | Vald (valdik) | 81.21 | 99% | 2012-04-19 |
| 18822. | Kunal (shunikida) | 81.21 | 97% | 2021-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |