I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10138. | nyet (slickman) | 85.02 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 10139. | Woody (itskindapanda) | 85.02 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
| 10140. | Jan (belthar1) | 85.01 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 10141. | Joe (f1rest0rm) | 85.01 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 10142. | Guest (howareyoutoday) | 85.01 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
| 10143. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 85.00 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| 10144. | Mayara (marezita) | 85.00 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 10145. | Suppakorn (guearth) | 85.00 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 10146. | George (sellers1234) | 85.00 | 96% | 2022-07-04 |
| 10147. | Joseph (jocherr) | 85.00 | 98% | 2017-06-23 |
| 10148. | Stacie (slyfoxxli) | 84.99 | 99% | 2022-04-09 |
| 10149. | Goose (flaminggoose) | 84.99 | 96% | 2024-05-19 |
| 10150. | Serge (sergewasd) | 84.99 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
| 10151. | Ethan (chorb) | 84.99 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 10152. | JAY (xmm_jj) | 84.98 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 10153. | storm-gg (waytooclose) | 84.98 | 98% | 2017-04-25 |
| 10154. | jangar (dvorjack) | 84.97 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 10155. | Raven (mihawk_1414) | 84.97 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| 10156. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 84.97 | 98.1% | 2024-04-05 |
| 10157. | Terrance (edgy_iguana) | 84.97 | 98% | 2023-03-31 |
| 10158. | b (3betpunts) | 84.96 | 96.5% | 2024-09-23 |
| 10159. | Rory (rory_clarke) | 84.96 | 96.8% | 2024-04-23 |
| 10160. | nana (goomi) | 84.96 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 10161. | tstats[Zmiester0828] (zmeis... | 84.96 | 96% | 2025-05-02 |
| 10162. | hehe (blazeclash) | 84.96 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 10163. | sjorn (sjorn) | 84.96 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 10164. | Ventus (ventus___) | 84.95 | 96% | 2023-03-11 |
| 10165. | Dhyanu (dhyanesh_999) | 84.95 | 96.6% | 2024-03-16 |
| 10166. | ocdfingers (unipsykal) | 84.95 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 10167. | CAIIIARH (caiiiarh) | 84.95 | 97% | 2024-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |