I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5049. | free 21 savage (acholo) | 99.70 | 98% | 2020-09-13 |
| 5050. | Gledi (superstronghold) | 99.70 | 97% | 2016-01-10 |
| 5051. | Saiya (zenger23) | 99.69 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
| 5052. | Vanessa (abetterplace) | 99.68 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 5053. | teh (tehvoid256) | 99.68 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 5054. | Vinh (vista32493) | 99.68 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 5055. | Octo (octophobia) | 99.68 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 5056. | xavier (xxavier) | 99.67 | 98.5% | 2024-10-07 |
| 5057. | Radu (radu9501) | 99.66 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 5058. | delete (21037102912937) | 99.65 | 98% | 2025-04-19 |
| 5059. | Nic (scylla1) | 99.65 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 5060. | wyss (wyss) | 99.65 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
| 5061. | Dexter (dexterkun) | 99.64 | 98.3% | 2024-08-19 |
| 5062. | OdrogTwo (gordo2) | 99.64 | 99% | 2021-02-12 |
| 5063. | GeneralCuddles (taelfael) | 99.63 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 5064. | Modesta (modestaapje) | 99.63 | 93% | 2016-09-27 |
| 5065. | jangar (dvorjack) | 99.62 | 99% | 2023-01-28 |
| 5066. | Andrew (andrew_the_guy) | 99.62 | 99% | 2024-11-20 |
| 5067. | Alex (hirage) | 99.62 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 5068. | James (jamesof92) | 99.61 | 95% | 2015-12-05 |
| 5069. | tstats[daball] (daball) | 99.61 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 5070. | Dale (owenone) | 99.60 | 98% | 2020-07-11 |
| 5071. | RyeBread (shmuggit) | 99.60 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 5072. | Nub (n0bman) | 99.60 | 98.4% | 2023-10-31 |
| 5073. | k (mc0sta) | 99.60 | 99% | 2024-04-07 |
| 5074. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 99.60 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 5075. | Zaforkudo (zaforkudo) | 99.59 | 97% | 2025-05-03 |
| 5076. | Lucas Wardly (lwardly) | 99.59 | 96% | 2024-04-15 |
| 5077. | gabe (gabeeeeee) | 99.59 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 5078. | Jehar (rakhunb) | 99.58 | 98% | 2022-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |