And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10907. | P (queenit) | 95.97 | 96% | 2011-12-24 |
| 10908. | Bertractor (bertractor) | 95.97 | 93% | 2014-06-13 |
| 10909. | Vytautas (brain5ide) | 95.97 | 99% | 2013-06-17 |
| 10910. | Matt (matthew_boyd) | 95.97 | 93% | 2015-07-05 |
| 10911. | Ramesh (rksoni) | 95.97 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 10912. | Corey (genie336) | 95.96 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 10913. | kwonman99 (kwonman99) | 95.96 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 10914. | Dragovi (dragovi) | 95.96 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 10915. | Yonatan (thanscot) | 95.96 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 10916. | Hugh (negoose) | 95.95 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 10917. | Hansel (hansel_g) | 95.95 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 10918. | CannoBeens (cannobeens) | 95.95 | 98% | 2013-07-15 |
| 10919. | Daniel (kimster773) | 95.95 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 10920. | Magishian (magishian) | 95.94 | 99% | 2021-08-19 |
| 10921. | model (modelfxt) | 95.94 | 97% | 2016-05-01 |
| 10922. | razy (razynurin) | 95.94 | 92% | 2012-08-30 |
| 10923. | Bofa (pieluver123) | 95.93 | 95% | 2015-07-23 |
| 10924. | jangar (dvorjack) | 95.93 | 99% | 2023-06-08 |
| 10925. | Sean (notanza) | 95.93 | 92% | 2017-03-18 |
| 10926. | Parag (parag776) | 95.93 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 10927. | I'm_on_mobile (yeetusthyfetus) | 95.93 | 96% | 2020-12-03 |
| 10928. | Kanzi (kanziness) | 95.93 | 94% | 2015-08-30 |
| 10929. | Deniz (usrbin) | 95.93 | 96% | 2018-08-02 |
| 10930. | Neal (doticu) | 95.93 | 98.1% | 2021-02-14 |
| 10931. | Eugene (eugeneteoh) | 95.92 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 10932. | Ez (ezpass) | 95.92 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 10933. | Brian (oxydox) | 95.92 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 10934. | Soilo (hansoilo) | 95.91 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 10935. | Jazz Hands (offsound) | 95.91 | 97% | 2013-02-23 |
| 10936. | Ravi (ravishankarr) | 95.91 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |