The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9643. | Legume (qbbqrl) | 101.66 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 9644. | emczuk (emczuk) | 101.66 | 96% | 2016-12-05 |
| 9645. | Luuk (luukdeman111) | 101.66 | 100% | 2018-05-24 |
| 9646. | Nicole (schminah) | 101.66 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 9647. | Doug (ishanu22) | 101.66 | 94% | 2012-11-08 |
| 9648. | Bob (thespokenword) | 101.66 | — | 2009-10-31 |
| 9649. | Shi Tong (xiia0heartx) | 101.65 | 96% | 2015-07-18 |
| 9650. | Dziobak (dziobak) | 101.64 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 9651. | Oliver (pastapower05) | 101.64 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 9652. | silver (silverrocker) | 101.64 | 98% | 2013-04-24 |
| 9653. | tstats[zaphoidx] (zaphoidx) | 101.64 | 92% | 2016-05-14 |
| 9654. | Ali!i!i!iN (alinorouzi) | 101.64 | 96% | 2013-07-15 |
| 9655. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 101.63 | 100% | 2019-03-01 |
| 9656. | Mo (crackerbrush) | 101.63 | 96% | 2013-03-29 |
| 9657. | 青豆 (aydoo) | 101.63 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 9658. | William (williamc7879) | 101.63 | 95% | 2022-02-05 |
| 9659. | hugo (nineballs) | 101.62 | 98% | 2022-09-11 |
| 9660. | Troy (troyeimann21_) | 101.62 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 9661. | eod (dvorakuser1987) | 101.62 | 97% | 2016-07-22 |
| 9662. | k (mc0sta) | 101.61 | 99% | 2022-09-25 |
| 9663. | j (jeromej) | 101.61 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 9664. | headache (headache2) | 101.61 | 99% | 2012-10-11 |
| 9665. | Kevin (mystified) | 101.61 | 97% | 2012-03-05 |
| 9666. | John (jkas62) | 101.61 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 9667. | Paul (revolt12) | 101.61 | 99% | 2012-02-13 |
| 9668. | ReNeOed (reneoed) | 101.61 | 98% | 2015-07-24 |
| 9669. | lisa (pflanze) | 101.61 | 95% | 2014-04-29 |
| 9670. | Rackio (rackiog1) | 101.61 | 99% | 2019-02-22 |
| 9671. | Jacob (solace72) | 101.60 | 99% | 2021-02-01 |
| 9672. | laZorbeamZ (lazorbeamz) | 101.59 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |