So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4175. | Wirtual (road_to_100_wpm) | 102.19 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 4176. | Puneet (wildey) | 102.18 | 95% | 2016-07-13 |
| 4177. | tstats[nirabhra] (nirabhra) | 102.17 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 4178. | james (nikeblack) | 102.17 | 95% | 2014-05-29 |
| 4179. | drrrrrm (legaleagle) | 102.16 | — | 2010-06-07 |
| 4180. | xian (tortoise) | 102.15 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 4181. | Allan (albywelch) | 102.15 | 97% | 2012-04-28 |
| 4182. | Richie (richiele_01) | 102.14 | 99% | 2022-08-05 |
| 4183. | zari (zari) | 102.14 | 98% | 2012-03-18 |
| 4184. | Upendi (upendi) | 102.14 | 98% | 2014-11-17 |
| 4185. | maru (maru77) | 102.14 | 97% | 2012-02-22 |
| 4186. | Rob (robbylewis) | 102.13 | 95% | 2016-12-13 |
| 4187. | USA regime (djancak) | 102.13 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
| 4188. | Joseph (racecar56) | 102.13 | 96% | 2014-09-10 |
| 4189. | Gregory (pootis_spemcer) | 102.13 | 95% | 2013-03-16 |
| 4190. | Karla (karlac) | 102.13 | — | 2009-09-12 |
| 4191. | Danny (msplayer) | 102.12 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 4192. | Dana (joyblack) | 102.12 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 4193. | eod (dvorakuser1987) | 102.12 | 97% | 2017-04-28 |
| 4194. | bj (beau9992) | 102.11 | 94% | 2016-10-13 |
| 4195. | Sam (realsamxu) | 102.10 | 99% | 2019-02-22 |
| 4196. | Anyaa (rennielauu) | 102.10 | 96% | 2015-05-08 |
| 4197. | Chaitanya (don786) | 102.10 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 4198. | willehboi (wiwiwiwill) | 102.09 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 4199. | Edward (xxdeathcorexx) | 102.09 | 100% | 2012-10-19 |
| 4200. | Khix (khix) | 102.09 | 95% | 2014-12-16 |
| 4201. | Radmilo (radmilo) | 102.08 | 100% | 2021-08-27 |
| 4202. | David (contagion) | 102.07 | 97% | 2013-04-05 |
| 4203. | (nt_chill) | 102.05 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 4204. | Ron (chubbypigs) | 102.05 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |