The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4495. | Jefe (stormejefe) | 101.49 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 4496. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 101.49 | 97.6% | 2024-10-07 |
| 4497. | Joshua (krumpage) | 101.49 | 97% | 2011-09-03 |
| 4498. | HodgeVJ (hodgevj) | 101.48 | 98.1% | 2025-02-21 |
| 4499. | Vet (iownubo) | 101.48 | 62% | 2016-04-23 |
| 4500. | HD (hdtouchtyping) | 101.48 | 93% | 2013-06-11 |
| 4501. | K (thekman) | 101.48 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 4502. | Lonely (ap053001) | 101.48 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
| 4503. | HailNoGlory (cherryopolis) | 101.47 | 99% | 2024-02-02 |
| 4504. | MR BREAD 🍞 (mr529) | 101.46 | 98% | 2022-09-15 |
| 4505. | SEVEN (emelisosha) | 101.46 | 98% | 2022-09-15 |
| 4506. | E (vtmsciguy) | 101.46 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 4507. | Murakumo (lestrade123) | 101.44 | 98.3% | 2024-01-02 |
| 4508. | David (davidt585) | 101.43 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 4509. | Jason (jasonjohnsj27) | 101.43 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 4510. | blobs (blobsplop) | 101.43 | 95% | 2016-08-02 |
| 4511. | Jonas (ultracellez) | 101.42 | 98% | 2024-01-30 |
| 4512. | Hans (hdhermans) | 101.42 | 98% | 2012-04-16 |
| 4513. | amh1499 (weapon9) | 101.42 | 93% | 2017-04-06 |
| 4514. | max (dvorakmax) | 101.42 | 100% | 2015-12-13 |
| 4515. | Sam David (samdavidd) | 101.41 | 97.4% | 2024-02-24 |
| 4516. | JacksonWork (jlouddddd) | 101.40 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 4517. | 🐌 (anonion) | 101.40 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 4518. | th (thanasis2002) | 101.40 | 99% | 2015-07-25 |
| 4519. | Greg (algrewehou) | 101.40 | 100% | 2011-07-09 |
| 4520. | D!ck (dickhatch) | 101.39 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
| 4521. | hanyashi (hanyashi) | 101.38 | 98% | 2024-05-07 |
| 4522. | Shayne (shayne778) | 101.38 | 97.2% | 2023-12-23 |
| 4523. | Hammertime (mattcamgolf) | 101.38 | 96% | 2017-05-26 |
| 4524. | Vincent (jvinceent) | 101.38 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |