The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5016. | Chandler (cjprice) | 102.59 | 97% | 2014-08-11 |
| 5017. | Jordan (jordanthecat) | 102.59 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 5018. | Fox (slowlightning) | 102.59 | 97% | 2011-07-22 |
| 5019. | Pen (pen_hallow) | 102.59 | 98% | 2013-10-26 |
| 5020. | bzn (beeznees) | 102.59 | 98% | 2011-10-01 |
| 5021. | x (zzoom) | 102.58 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 5022. | dat (xeochron) | 102.58 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 5023. | Asad (system3142) | 102.58 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 5024. | Duck (bonbion) | 102.57 | 94% | 2015-03-31 |
| 5025. | Isaac (inied) | 102.56 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 5026. | R (rtleo) | 102.56 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 5027. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 102.55 | 100% | 2015-01-02 |
| 5028. | Jonas (enfisk) | 102.55 | 95% | 2012-12-10 |
| 5029. | Jimbo (eindyin) | 102.54 | 96% | 2016-06-17 |
| 5030. | Fr0zen (inst4llman) | 102.54 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 5031. | doge (muchtypewow) | 102.54 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 5032. | Trash Account (hellsnow) | 102.53 | 99% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5033. | Crunk (crunksader) | 102.53 | 96% | 2016-10-10 |
| 5034. | max (dvorakmax) | 102.53 | 99% | 2014-06-21 |
| 5035. | Akribane (aaakribane131) | 102.51 | 97.9% | 2023-09-23 |
| 5036. | imaginary (imaginarypowerunit) | 102.48 | 98% | 2012-10-21 |
| 5037. | Alch (alchop) | 102.47 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 5038. | BEECEE (nukecee) | 102.47 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 5039. | Oleg (kasitan) | 102.47 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 5040. | Albertus (ioie98) | 102.47 | 95% | 2017-04-26 |
| 5041. | Krishna (kbharathala) | 102.46 | 94% | 2013-10-24 |
| 5042. | RacerX (steelracer) | 102.46 | 98% | 2015-08-10 |
| 5043. | MiniPeWZ (minipewz) | 102.45 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 5044. | Dan (42istheanswer) | 102.45 | — | 2011-02-19 |
| 5045. | Jason (terminatorer) | 102.44 | 98.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |