Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1880. | Order (orderadchaos) | 57.29 | 94% | 2020-01-28 |
| 1881. | Oathy (oathy) | 57.27 | 95% | 2019-06-12 |
| 1882. | Evelyn (evelynji) | 57.23 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 1883. | EdK (edk2000) | 57.20 | 96% | 2019-04-17 |
| 1884. | shueisha (fxckonme) | 57.20 | 96% | 2018-02-06 |
| 1885. | Abe (abej2) | 57.16 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 1886. | Leon (leonnoelimagery) | 57.15 | 98% | 2019-05-05 |
| 1887. | Last Michael (last_michael) | 57.11 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 1888. | Shift (shiftw) | 57.10 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 1889. | gost (akasyh) | 57.09 | 96% | 2018-06-05 |
| 1890. | Johannes (typerjojo) | 57.08 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 1891. | Aloysius (dude100no) | 57.04 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 1892. | ~~~ (2019ygao) | 56.99 | 95% | 2018-11-21 |
| 1893. | Derek (zocdeta) | 56.98 | 95% | 2019-10-09 |
| 1894. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 56.94 | 96% | 2018-11-19 |
| 1895. | Ash (panharithsun76) | 56.94 | 92% | 2018-11-21 |
| 1896. | ac (dvorak_learner) | 56.91 | 97% | 2018-03-11 |
| 1897. | Alexander (chinayy) | 56.89 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 1898. | Alezandra (redchaos217) | 56.88 | 96% | 2019-12-24 |
| 1899. | Marv (silentst0rm) | 56.85 | 93% | 2017-07-07 |
| 1900. | Honey (thehoneyinspector) | 56.85 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| 1901. | NIcole (nrhicks11) | 56.85 | 97% | 2019-04-11 |
| 1902. | Lord (angryburger) | 56.85 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 1903. | Robert (selbor) | 56.81 | 95% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1904. | Dominik (aeniwon) | 56.81 | 97% | 2017-08-07 |
| 1905. | mong (el_tecla) | 56.78 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 1906. | Haziq (omegageeq) | 56.78 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 1907. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 56.77 | 97% | 2017-10-20 |
| 1908. | NekokeN (hr47) | 56.77 | 95% | 2017-08-02 |
| 1909. | Ata (aajan) | 56.77 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |