And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17054. | Master (wulter) | 83.86 | 94% | 2017-05-12 |
| 17055. | LR (lenko) | 83.86 | 99% | 2017-02-18 |
| 17056. | Bambi (bambionice) | 83.85 | 94% | 2015-07-30 |
| 17057. | Josh (darktempalor) | 83.85 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 17058. | Colin (stenocolin) | 83.85 | 97% | 2016-02-03 |
| 17059. | Uzair (plombus) | 83.85 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 17060. | Vladizlav (simbernal) | 83.85 | 93% | 2015-01-21 |
| 17061. | Matthew (fl4m3zzz) | 83.85 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
| 17062. | DJ (coolndcomfy) | 83.85 | 92% | 2015-10-29 |
| 17063. | Surendra (surendrakc) | 83.85 | 88% | 2017-04-20 |
| 17064. | w (wisatong) | 83.84 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
| 17065. | Neil (spiritup) | 83.84 | 98% | 2015-02-19 |
| 17066. | Thomas (thawindsurfer) | 83.84 | 95% | 2011-10-02 |
| 17067. | navionous (navionous) | 83.84 | 98% | 2016-11-06 |
| 17068. | Sarah (newmoon232) | 83.84 | 97% | 2012-03-01 |
| 17069. | ashley (akprice@henrico.gag... | 83.84 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 17070. | DontBother (mehzzzz) | 83.83 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 17071. | ac (dvorak_learner) | 83.83 | 97% | 2014-02-21 |
| 17072. | Steve (stevedelare) | 83.82 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 17073. | Julian (julbball) | 83.82 | 96% | 2016-02-27 |
| 17074. | Griz (realgrizzle123) | 83.82 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 17075. | Cheesetoast (cheesetoastman) | 83.82 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 17076. | Ian (holeyness) | 83.82 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 17077. | soulengine (soulengine) | 83.82 | 97% | 2015-10-18 |
| 17078. | David (tintedrange) | 83.81 | 94% | 2021-12-04 |
| 17079. | Valdo (valdo_) | 83.81 | 97% | 2023-05-21 |
| 17080. | uzi (r3yna) | 83.81 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 17081. | T (talbi) | 83.81 | 96% | 2020-01-08 |
| 17082. | Joshua (juppert) | 83.81 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 17083. | Joe (jhwolf2) | 83.80 | 99% | 2022-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |