Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2177. | Isaac (newtion) | 78.86 | 99% | 2018-03-04 |
| 2178. | Sunil (chipu) | 78.86 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| 2179. | Heapcleaner (fathur) | 78.82 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 2180. | e (eddyhack) | 78.81 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 2181. | Max (maxbro) | 78.81 | 97% | 2020-07-28 |
| 2182. | theaveragedude (the_avg_dude) | 78.81 | 99% | 2020-05-15 |
| 2183. | Renee (monomest) | 78.80 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 2184. | Darrix (darrixl) | 78.80 | 95% | 2020-04-13 |
| 2185. | David (dazzlethc) | 78.80 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 2186. | Para (parad) | 78.79 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
| 2187. | beFriend💚 (s1l3n7) | 78.78 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
| 2188. | sam (hotsummerday) | 78.77 | 95% | 2020-10-04 |
| 2189. | Jean (sibelius97) | 78.74 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 2190. | krispy (krispytoast) | 78.73 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 2191. | MightyJabba (icruise) | 78.73 | 96% | 2018-07-07 |
| 2192. | Pogan Laul (ptchristrian) | 78.73 | 96% | 2018-04-10 |
| 2193. | China (dvorak_king) | 78.71 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
| 2194. | sd (souparna021) | 78.71 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 2195. | Neko (pippaola) | 78.71 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
| 2196. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 78.70 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 2197. | szekula (typegodxxx) | 78.69 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 2198. | Charlotte (chazish) | 78.68 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 2199. | Chibi (chibilawl) | 78.67 | 98% | 2019-05-20 |
| 2200. | Daryl (vencaida) | 78.67 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 2201. | m0nsteR (m0nsta321) | 78.66 | 97% | 2017-12-24 |
| 2202. | Allan (ajdx88) | 78.65 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| 2203. | Aibek (lifeisatreat1231) | 78.63 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 2204. | Colette (cleverusername123) | 78.63 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 2205. | Frank (fjdusina) | 78.59 | 96% | 2019-01-15 |
| 2206. | James2 (james372) | 78.59 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |