What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1550. | Jared (titanium_tendons) | 79.18 | 98% | 2020-04-18 |
| 1551. | nk-no quit (nikokriba2) | 79.17 | 95% | 2018-10-13 |
| 1552. | Matt (soflogator) | 79.14 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
| 1553. | Niklas (niklash) | 79.12 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 1554. | teh (tehvoid256) | 79.11 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
| 1555. | Jon (jonnylauws) | 79.08 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 1556. | cL (cynibro) | 79.07 | 97% | 2019-06-18 |
| 1557. | C3_l357E (sufyandaredevil) | 79.05 | 96% | 2018-01-11 |
| 1558. | Giorgio (juryedits) | 79.02 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 1559. | G (graboy) | 79.00 | 96% | 2020-06-19 |
| 1560. | Max (goinfullderp) | 78.97 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 1561. | herpaderp (folkemord) | 78.97 | 97% | 2019-06-16 |
| 1562. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 78.93 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1563. | Daikaigan (daikaigan) | 78.90 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 1564. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 78.89 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 1565. | n o t h i n g (whyme__) | 78.89 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1566. | China (dvorak_king) | 78.88 | 96% | 2020-07-26 |
| 1567. | Connor (jonecon) | 78.87 | 96% | 2019-02-25 |
| 1568. | Tunmsie (tunmi_dev) | 78.87 | 97% | 2020-06-22 |
| 1569. | kostia (kostia244) | 78.81 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 1570. | Aria (arismile) | 78.80 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
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