And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5201. | nq (surfer_rosa) | 111.45 | 96% | 2017-12-24 |
| 5202. | el (elbow) | 111.45 | — | 2009-03-01 |
| 5203. | phardsz (phardsz) | 111.44 | 99% | 2022-01-10 |
| 5204. | Duncan (realduncanidaho) | 111.43 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 5205. | Miquel (vicboy) | 111.43 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 5206. | Santiago (drebexler) | 111.42 | 98% | 2021-12-24 |
| 5207. | relak (nxthann) | 111.42 | 98% | 2023-07-10 |
| 5208. | Alex (alextamago) | 111.42 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 5209. | Hammertime (mattcamgolf) | 111.42 | 98% | 2016-05-05 |
| 5210. | duniyadnd (duniyadnd) | 111.41 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 5211. | MegP (meganperry) | 111.41 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 5212. | Justin (suhjune123) | 111.40 | 98% | 2020-01-26 |
| 5213. | Luc (lucc) | 111.40 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 5214. | Potato (riyer) | 111.40 | 99% | 2018-06-15 |
| 5215. | bro called saul (bigswagllord) | 111.40 | 99% | 2020-02-20 |
| 5216. | Chris (clietzow) | 111.39 | 96% | 2012-07-15 |
| 5217. | str4tos (str4tos) | 111.38 | 98.3% | 2023-10-28 |
| 5218. | China (dvorak_king) | 111.38 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 5219. | Emrah (kingh) | 111.37 | 98% | 2012-02-01 |
| 5220. | 🦥 (isitenough) | 111.36 | 99% | 2021-10-22 |
| 5221. | Gabriel (casadogg) | 111.36 | 99% | 2020-11-07 |
| 5222. | K (ksil2) | 111.36 | 96% | 2016-05-24 |
| 5223. | Salvatore (venbeast) | 111.36 | 95% | 2012-10-20 |
| 5224. | asdf (kangarrou) | 111.36 | 99% | 2014-09-07 |
| 5225. | Benny (bennyhung38) | 111.36 | 94% | 2016-03-23 |
| 5226. | kela (kelasol) | 111.35 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 5227. | bad toy (btoy) | 111.35 | 100% | 2011-07-20 |
| 5228. | James (runinbahn) | 111.34 | 97% | 2013-10-16 |
| 5229. | Sean (crazypants27) | 111.33 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
| 5230. | Zethrian (zethrian) | 111.33 | 98% | 2022-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |