If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11009. | Aleks (mightyguacamole) | 91.83 | 99% | 2022-02-15 |
| 11010. | kaffrin (kaffrin) | 91.83 | 96% | 2020-12-21 |
| 11011. | Tchamp (tchamp) | 91.83 | 97.2% | 2021-02-03 |
| 11012. | xelopan (xelopan) | 91.83 | 98% | 2020-08-31 |
| 11013. | Josh (jdeese88) | 91.82 | 100% | 2021-05-17 |
| 11014. | Nat (ngg4) | 91.82 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
| 11015. | jpow (jpowwow) | 91.82 | 95.5% | 2023-09-01 |
| 11016. | Krystal (slowestgirl) | 91.82 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 11017. | I'mSpeed (bluedwarf7) | 91.81 | 96.7% | 2024-10-26 |
| 11018. | Kaptain K (kxdang) | 91.81 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
| 11019. | Foxtrot (foxytrot) | 91.81 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 11020. | pbj (thepbj) | 91.80 | 96% | 2025-11-29 |
| 11021. | Chiradeep (chiradeep) | 91.79 | 99% | 2023-02-02 |
| 11022. | Tom (tomrapp) | 91.79 | 100% | 2022-08-08 |
| 11023. | Aj (toppingsplease) | 91.79 | 99% | 2021-06-29 |
| 11024. | Alvin (alwin630) | 91.79 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 11025. | Fatin Ahmed (leandredannel137) | 91.78 | 98% | 2023-06-26 |
| 11026. | Slow_Hand (slow_handss) | 91.78 | 99.5% | 2023-12-23 |
| 11027. | Loser (dmred49) | 91.78 | 96% | 2019-11-27 |
| 11028. | Ἀριάδνη (dvorak_is_... | 91.78 | 98% | 2018-03-16 |
| 11029. | Anye (farmerfred) | 91.78 | 98% | 2022-04-17 |
| 11030. | justin (itsjustinz) | 91.78 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 11031. | jacob (xxyeah10) | 91.77 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 11032. | Crystal (crystal_angelo) | 91.77 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
| 11033. | quinten53 (quinten53) | 91.77 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 11034. | Soumyajit (uchihablood) | 91.77 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 11035. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 91.77 | 99% | 2018-07-27 |
| 11036. | Joel (stickyicky08) | 91.76 | 99% | 2022-03-28 |
| 11037. | chanthru_ (chanthru_) | 91.76 | 99% | 2023-05-08 |
| 11038. | Hiroki (h8gi) | 91.76 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |