The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5419. | Shaurya (shaurya2399) | 98.92 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 5420. | Jonas (joltux) | 98.92 | 99% | 2024-02-21 |
| 5421. | Derek (thenyaz) | 98.92 | 98.8% | 2023-07-03 |
| 5422. | Ivani (ivansingo) | 98.92 | 97.7% | 2023-06-24 |
| 5423. | how bad am I (keletheking) | 98.92 | 96.8% | 2025-05-29 |
| 5424. | John (tranbot) | 98.92 | 93% | 2014-01-10 |
| 5425. | yo-ho! (shaminosalami) | 98.92 | 95% | 2013-04-17 |
| 5426. | Carmine (carminesilano) | 98.92 | 96% | 2016-09-30 |
| 5427. | Samuel (maduhbee) | 98.91 | 96% | 2014-03-08 |
| 5428. | Hater (hateself) | 98.91 | 99% | 2017-09-03 |
| 5429. | Tony (tonyduhho) | 98.90 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
| 5430. | Gilbert (gilberto47831) | 98.90 | 96.8% | 2021-02-14 |
| 5431. | Alexander (torphon) | 98.90 | 100% | 2023-05-31 |
| 5432. | BLACKPINK (blackpinkrose) | 98.89 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 5433. | Joe (joegung77) | 98.89 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 5434. | Metal Man (its_a_new_beggin... | 98.89 | 96% | 2011-08-09 |
| 5435. | Hamiz (popega) | 98.88 | 96.9% | 2024-05-19 |
| 5436. | korazer (rafhael132) | 98.88 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 5437. | Jodie (jodie_utomo) | 98.88 | 97% | 2015-09-14 |
| 5438. | Dustin (dustywusty) | 98.88 | 95% | 2016-06-30 |
| 5439. | Bridgit (cosmic5) | 98.88 | 95% | 2014-06-21 |
| 5440. | Ky-An Tran (trankyan) | 98.87 | 97% | 2025-08-09 |
| 5441. | Invisible to (pencil_man) | 98.87 | 96% | 2012-09-29 |
| 5442. | nomanners (nomanners) | 98.86 | 98% | 2024-10-07 |
| 5443. | Caleb (puresm0k3) | 98.85 | 91% | 2013-10-27 |
| 5444. | NO WAR ON IRAN 🗿 (guppyp... | 98.84 | 99.2% | 2024-06-01 |
| 5445. | Miguel (mhcal) | 98.84 | 99% | 2024-06-15 |
| 5446. | L (dubbz) | 98.84 | 94% | 2012-12-18 |
| 5447. | Junior (juniorrojas) | 98.84 | 93% | 2016-03-19 |
| 5448. | John Ross (iamaninja212) | 98.83 | 98% | 2025-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |