The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22791. | Marco Angelo (marcoangelojp... | 72.12 | 96.2% | 2021-02-25 |
| 22792. | Dave (juicybooty) | 72.11 | 96% | 2015-03-13 |
| 22793. | parth (parth_lth) | 72.11 | 97% | 2024-11-15 |
| 22794. | Frostu_chant (frost1242) | 72.11 | 98% | 2025-08-30 |
| 22795. | Miles (chickenyaa) | 72.11 | 96.6% | 2024-05-06 |
| 22796. | Jorisen (nived_soul) | 72.11 | 96% | 2025-05-08 |
| 22797. | Cody (techepic) | 72.11 | 98% | 2020-12-22 |
| 22798. | Mitch (toddlerdust) | 72.11 | 91% | 2016-08-28 |
| 22799. | Steve (steve7414) | 72.11 | 94% | 2015-04-17 |
| 22800. | Abbad (luckseeker) | 72.11 | 97% | 2012-03-27 |
| 22801. | Zeno (zeno239b15) | 72.10 | 99% | 2023-06-18 |
| 22802. | Louns (louns_14) | 72.10 | 96.3% | 2024-12-19 |
| 22803. | awais (awaispk) | 72.10 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 22804. | Mike (promike) | 72.10 | 97% | 2015-03-26 |
| 22805. | Niko (refraction1) | 72.10 | 92% | 2016-04-12 |
| 22806. | Ridhuan (ridhuanmnor) | 72.10 | 97% | 2014-11-10 |
| 22807. | Sebastian (tbgseb) | 72.09 | 96% | 2025-08-21 |
| 22808. | Ahmad Fahim Soltani (fahims... | 72.09 | 97% | 2024-05-05 |
| 22809. | Josh (vicarz) | 72.09 | 98% | 2025-08-05 |
| 22810. | Biliysiliy (biliysiliy) | 72.09 | 95% | 2024-04-12 |
| 22811. | 2bald (2bald) | 72.09 | 96.3% | 2024-09-23 |
| 22812. | brandon (pentashi) | 72.09 | 97.8% | 2024-06-20 |
| 22813. | EltColtz (eltcoltz_) | 72.09 | 97% | 2024-02-17 |
| 22814. | kushal (dustycoder) | 72.09 | 96.1% | 2024-02-08 |
| 22815. | Liam (liamius) | 72.09 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 22816. | KPoke (kpoke) | 72.09 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 22817. | Epica (epica) | 72.09 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
| 22818. | Robert (roberty579) | 72.09 | 97% | 2020-12-27 |
| 22819. | Kityeom (kityeom) | 72.08 | 95.6% | 2025-01-25 |
| 22820. | Jaden (jaden_williams) | 72.08 | 96% | 2024-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |