The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7350. | Bill (nofuksgiven) | 94.30 | 96% | 2012-11-16 |
| 7351. | Boogle (boogleboy) | 94.30 | 97.6% | 2023-12-03 |
| 7352. | زياد (aatrox0_0) | 94.30 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 7353. | shadyan (shadyan) | 94.30 | 97% | 2024-02-02 |
| 7354. | Heather (feedtheflames) | 94.30 | 96% | 2013-06-04 |
| 7355. | Jo (typermac) | 94.30 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 7356. | Ryan (enzo_is_a_baws) | 94.30 | 91% | 2012-08-17 |
| 7357. | Zia (zeeya) | 94.29 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 7358. | Allen (randomtask) | 94.29 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 7359. | Daniel (daniel_ger) | 94.28 | 100% | 2025-07-05 |
| 7360. | Wolah (michael_j_g) | 94.27 | 98% | 2025-05-19 |
| 7361. | AKIMbO (_akimbo_) | 94.27 | 95% | 2013-09-11 |
| 7362. | Ciccon0 (ciccon1) | 94.26 | 94.5% | 2025-04-03 |
| 7363. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 94.26 | 97.2% | 2023-11-13 |
| 7364. | 65best (dunneljir) | 94.26 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 7365. | Shin (shi_n) | 94.26 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 7366. | Randy (rdw200169) | 94.25 | 96% | 2015-02-01 |
| 7367. | Dill (duragdill) | 94.25 | 97.9% | 2023-12-15 |
| 7368. | Dice (dicey) | 94.25 | 97% | 2016-06-03 |
| 7369. | Pepega (noquiterino) | 94.25 | 95% | 2017-04-11 |
| 7370. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 94.24 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 7371. | SPQR (tringuyen29) | 94.24 | 97.3% | 2023-07-14 |
| 7372. | DNF (lam4nk) | 94.24 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 7373. | Joshua (jspike397) | 94.24 | 97% | 2025-06-23 |
| 7374. | Nick (deadspace) | 94.24 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 7375. | Erika (rinachandayo) | 94.24 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| 7376. | Drew (duckback) | 94.23 | 96% | 2016-11-05 |
| 7377. | Angelo (angelo13c) | 94.23 | 98% | 2024-04-25 |
| 7378. | Troy (troyvimala) | 94.23 | 94% | 2015-11-01 |
| 7379. | Atas (atas) | 94.23 | 97.6% | 2025-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |