I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9296. | OdrogTwo (gordo2) | 91.22 | 99% | 2020-10-16 |
| 9297. | Sovano (sovano) | 91.22 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 9298. | ted (sayonara999) | 91.22 | 99% | 2018-03-23 |
| 9299. | john the tron (johnthetron) | 91.21 | 96% | 2024-09-24 |
| 9300. | Daniel (incognitus) | 91.21 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 9301. | De9mond (uniwite) | 91.21 | 94.7% | 2023-10-28 |
| 9302. | MookMill (yungmook) | 91.21 | 97% | 2022-05-23 |
| 9303. | Justin (justintam556) | 91.21 | 99% | 2021-03-29 |
| 9304. | Ross (trickydick6) | 91.21 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 9305. | Update Flash (updateflash) | 91.20 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 9306. | Adam (mentalbrick) | 91.20 | 99% | 2023-02-05 |
| 9307. | epic (epicrako123) | 91.20 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
| 9308. | jo (garvers) | 91.20 | 97% | 2020-02-11 |
| 9309. | John (liuz9) | 91.20 | 98% | 2022-04-27 |
| 9310. | Abtin (fada1) | 91.20 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
| 9311. | Valdis (kamis1232) | 91.20 | 97% | 2017-05-30 |
| 9312. | Mary (frailmary) | 91.19 | 99% | 2017-09-13 |
| 9313. | Ash (emberfool) | 91.19 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
| 9314. | John (johnjitsu) | 91.19 | 99% | 2024-04-03 |
| 9315. | Patrick (patrickb25) | 91.19 | 99% | 2018-02-15 |
| 9316. | David (dungeonsiege) | 91.19 | 98% | 2021-05-29 |
| 9317. | izzy (isobelalternate) | 91.18 | 100% | 2021-08-13 |
| 9318. | Seth (pinexd) | 91.17 | 98.8% | 2024-06-16 |
| 9319. | Dele (delenit0r) | 91.17 | 97.1% | 2023-10-15 |
| 9320. | jason (powpowpow5) | 91.17 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 9321. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 91.17 | 98% | 2025-04-22 |
| 9322. | Shree (shreejo) | 91.17 | 98.2% | 2023-12-14 |
| 9323. | Othmane (boumediane1) | 91.17 | 98.8% | 2023-09-23 |
| 9324. | iTay (mengleten) | 91.17 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 9325. | huacheng (fallingfeather) | 91.17 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |