I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3415. | Joey (skaitripe) | 109.32 | 98.7% | 2024-02-05 |
| 3416. | Elara (jhennyfher) | 109.31 | 96% | 2023-10-10 |
| 3417. | Timmy (chet09) | 109.30 | 100% | 2022-09-26 |
| 3418. | ^-^ (monte123) | 109.29 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 3419. | Yash (yash1402_) | 109.29 | 100% | 2022-04-08 |
| 3420. | Bob (0math0) | 109.28 | 99% | 2023-02-16 |
| 3421. | FA KIN CUN (justwewe) | 109.26 | 97% | 2025-05-31 |
| 3422. | nic (rainbowarsenal) | 109.26 | 98% | 2019-01-27 |
| 3423. | Brocli (brocli) | 109.24 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 3424. | TomVoldemort (tomvoldemort) | 109.23 | 97% | 2024-10-23 |
| 3425. | apoorv (covfere) | 109.23 | 97.9% | 2023-10-25 |
| 3426. | Eugene (eugeneteoh) | 109.23 | 99% | 2021-01-24 |
| 3427. | Decima (blastin) | 109.23 | 99% | 2018-03-31 |
| 3428. | ohyourequicklol (ohyourequi... | 109.22 | 98% | 2024-12-10 |
| 3429. | Tryhardest (tryhardest) | 109.22 | 97.1% | 2024-11-22 |
| 3430. | Pratik (dudepc) | 109.22 | 97.4% | 2024-02-08 |
| 3431. | dumbosity (dumbosity) | 109.21 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 3432. | Nick (coyote96) | 109.21 | 98% | 2025-02-16 |
| 3433. | Captain (bobispro2) | 109.21 | 99% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3434. | jiob (dahril) | 109.20 | 97.7% | 2024-06-05 |
| 3435. | An (kingkill7544) | 109.20 | 98% | 2025-09-30 |
| 3436. | Chrissy (casualtypist4315) | 109.20 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 3437. | Snowy (snowyc) | 109.18 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 3438. | Where's Christian? 👌 (ho... | 109.18 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
| 3439. | abdo (bestie1) | 109.17 | 99% | 2024-02-02 |
| 3440. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 109.17 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 3441. | jycndrft (jycndrft) | 109.16 | 97.1% | 2025-01-29 |
| 3442. | criasier (criasier) | 109.15 | 95% | 2022-05-24 |
| 3443. | Albert (alberttheslime) | 109.15 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 3444. | asthena (asthena) | 109.14 | 98% | 2024-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |