The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24009. | IIIJJJ88 (mrjaiani) | 65.18 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
| 24010. | Rasmus (azelo) | 65.18 | 90% | 2016-12-01 |
| 24011. | lazaro (quid) | 65.18 | 91% | 2015-08-19 |
| 24012. | Alfred (alfred1985) | 65.18 | 92% | 2012-04-11 |
| 24013. | carlo (burking1231) | 65.17 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 24014. | Dyanel (dyanel) | 65.17 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 24015. | Brian (the_bc) | 65.17 | 96.2% | 2021-01-31 |
| 24016. | Fahrul (fahrulthecuck) | 65.17 | 96% | 2018-03-28 |
| 24017. | Trần (trantri2087) | 65.17 | 95% | 2014-08-31 |
| 24018. | Taro (taro) | 65.17 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 24019. | Priyanshu Chauhan (chota_bhim) | 65.16 | 98% | 2023-09-22 |
| 24020. | Rauhan (rauhan1998) | 65.16 | 95% | 2022-11-20 |
| 24021. | thunderbeast (thunderbeast_) | 65.16 | 95% | 2021-06-25 |
| 24022. | Ben (thefatman) | 65.16 | 96% | 2012-05-05 |
| 24023. | Dominik (unbreakable0) | 65.16 | 92% | 2016-01-07 |
| 24024. | MinetasticAR (minetasticar) | 65.16 | 97% | 2019-07-14 |
| 24025. | Ramazan (ramazzan12) | 65.15 | 98% | 2023-08-26 |
| 24026. | Ivan (expl1icity) | 65.15 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 24027. | kostis (oh_yeah_go) | 65.15 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 24028. | Pearce (duezot) | 65.15 | 95% | 2017-07-21 |
| 24029. | Mikael (mmichael) | 65.15 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 24030. | jackrrish (jackrrish) | 65.15 | 88% | 2014-01-29 |
| 24031. | sprwhk (sprwhwk) | 65.14 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 24032. | benboy76 (benboy76) | 65.14 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 24033. | Krittiphum (100508274) | 65.14 | 96.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| 24034. | Brian (brdavis4) | 65.14 | 94% | 2012-06-11 |
| 24035. | Masood (004993) | 65.14 | 95% | 2012-10-01 |
| 24036. | Nicolle (picafresa) | 65.13 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
| 24037. | Spridic (spridic) | 65.13 | 90% | 2015-06-04 |
| 24038. | Angelica (blueblackie) | 65.13 | 98% | 2015-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |