I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5257. | Nika (redrajax) | 100.82 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 5258. | tryingmybest (illtrymybest) | 100.81 | 97% | 2025-06-06 |
| 5259. | Boogie (chris186) | 100.81 | 98% | 2017-06-23 |
| 5260. | A (antykingfish) | 100.81 | 97% | 2017-06-03 |
| 5261. | roy (likmyleg) | 100.80 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 5262. | Silenth (silenth) | 100.80 | 98% | 2020-11-21 |
| 5263. | Matt (slowtypermatt) | 100.79 | 99% | 2024-09-06 |
| 5264. | Yosuke (7wolves) | 100.79 | 98.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 5265. | heytheredvorak (ym123dvorak) | 100.79 | 98% | 2020-02-28 |
| 5266. | Dahhr (dahhr) | 100.79 | 99% | 2020-07-31 |
| 5267. | Singularity (prunthaban) | 100.78 | 98.7% | 2023-09-27 |
| 5268. | Whippin' (whippin) | 100.78 | 96% | 2022-05-01 |
| 5269. | eddysc (eddysc) | 100.78 | 99% | 2020-09-10 |
| 5270. | Eric (ericxkim) | 100.78 | 97% | 2018-12-27 |
| 5271. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 100.78 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 5272. | Alec (mewta) | 100.76 | 98.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 5273. | (you) (anilo) | 100.75 | 99% | 2022-03-28 |
| 5274. | cu63y (qu63y) | 100.75 | 97.2% | 2025-03-10 |
| 5275. | G@meCh@nger (satat) | 100.75 | 96.8% | 2024-12-21 |
| 5276. | Joshua (hail_hydra) | 100.75 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 5277. | dude_BrahMan (dudebrahman) | 100.75 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 5278. | . (xtypscer) | 100.75 | 97% | 2019-07-31 |
| 5279. | (lubbdubb) | 100.74 | 97% | 2024-02-16 |
| 5280. | Brennan (licktricky) | 100.72 | 98% | 2024-07-18 |
| 5281. | unknownstuffs (unknownstuffs) | 100.72 | 98% | 2017-11-22 |
| 5282. | Gregory (zielg) | 100.71 | 99% | 2023-11-15 |
| 5283. | Gainz (gainz_machine) | 100.71 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
| 5284. | Ganesa (ganesa) | 100.70 | 99% | 2017-07-17 |
| 5285. | tiptop magoo (oisin_mc) | 100.70 | 96% | 2017-08-08 |
| 5286. | Matt (mattlo) | 100.69 | 96% | 2018-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |