I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1054. | Shonade (mr_overclocked) | 101.16 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
| 1055. | findingnyo (nyo03) | 101.05 | 98.2% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1056. | Christian (chrixsi) | 101.03 | 97.8% | 2024-06-01 |
| 1057. | lektric (lektric) | 100.95 | 96% | 2024-04-17 |
| 1058. | Jackey (jackeyguy) | 100.93 | 97% | 2024-02-15 |
| 1059. | Pengembala Babi (pengembala... | 100.91 | 98% | 2025-08-31 |
| 1060. | dan (fro44) | 100.90 | 97.2% | 2024-12-21 |
| 1061. | Ed (unknownalias) | 100.89 | 97% | 2025-06-06 |
| 1062. | it me (aubbergine) | 100.89 | 97.5% | 2023-05-17 |
| 1063. | Snowy (it_was_lag) | 100.86 | 97.3% | 2025-01-05 |
| 1064. | heroes with two horns on he... | 100.79 | 98.3% | 2023-12-27 |
| 1065. | Matthew (twixinator) | 100.76 | 98% | 2024-07-08 |
| 1066. | erm (ermmmm) | 100.75 | 96% | 2025-06-17 |
| 1067. | dado (top1postoofficial) | 100.69 | 99.1% | 2024-01-02 |
| 1068. | Jessant (jessant) | 100.69 | 96.2% | 2024-08-01 |
| 1069. | H (vigilantvillian_colemak) | 100.69 | 97% | 2025-01-25 |
| 1070. | Dan (dssl86) | 100.63 | 97.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 1071. | SofleV2Practice (soflev2pra... | 100.62 | 97.8% | 2024-09-23 |
| 1072. | asepBoljug (mnien) | 100.62 | 96.3% | 2024-09-01 |
| 1073. | Maxwell (encryptaurum) | 100.62 | 97% | 2024-09-11 |
| 1074. | 4pple (applesa0ce) | 100.62 | 97.1% | 2023-11-22 |
| 1075. | kifer (kifer) | 100.61 | 98% | 2023-04-14 |
| 1076. | Tim (penguins178) | 100.58 | 97.2% | 2024-10-04 |
| 1077. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 100.54 | 98% | 2025-05-22 |
| 1078. | ROMBOOMBEN (romboomben) | 100.51 | 97% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1079. | Bucky (buhcky) | 100.45 | 96% | 2023-11-15 |
| 1080. | Kyo (lowmario) | 100.44 | 98.2% | 2024-09-13 |
| 1081. | Ally (2_ally_) | 100.44 | 98% | 2025-06-30 |
| 1082. | Ayaan (vella_n) | 100.41 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
| 1083. | 𓇋𓋴𓆑𓏏𓅪 (infer... | 100.39 | 97.9% | 2024-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |