I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1975. | dodobe (dodobe) | 120.15 | 98% | 2020-12-26 |
| 1976. | J (iaswell) | 120.14 | 97% | 2020-03-13 |
| 1977. | cozyDibs (cozydibs) | 120.14 | 98.8% | 2024-01-04 |
| 1978. | washed (espresso_) | 120.13 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 1979. | VVV (indiboy44) | 120.13 | 99% | 2025-05-23 |
| 1980. | twitch.tv/telken_ (telken_i... | 120.13 | 98.1% | 2023-06-15 |
| 1981. | xiaobai (superbarnie) | 120.09 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 1982. | bub (bubmaley) | 120.08 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 1983. | Bert (brozart) | 120.07 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 1984. | Hatsumi (hatsumikiru) | 120.04 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 1985. | Noah (irondragonian) | 120.04 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 1986. | vipul (vip_ul16) | 120.03 | 99% | 2025-02-24 |
| 1987. | Tyler (tardigrade81) | 120.02 | 98% | 2022-11-16 |
| 1988. | OIx (oix96) | 120.00 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 1989. | MF MID (mfmid) | 120.00 | 97% | 2023-09-23 |
| 1990. | DeitySenpai (deitysenpai) | 119.99 | 99% | 2020-12-29 |
| 1991. | Dan (dssl86) | 119.98 | 99% | 2019-03-13 |
| 1992. | jen (chennyjen) | 119.98 | 99% | 2021-11-25 |
| 1993. | Joseph (imushu) | 119.97 | 98.7% | 2024-12-12 |
| 1994. | Avijit (eggsy001) | 119.97 | 99% | 2024-09-02 |
| 1995. | DeZember (yuskov) | 119.96 | 98% | 2019-02-21 |
| 1996. | flame. (flamee) | 119.94 | 97.1% | 2024-10-01 |
| 1997. | 🤺 (turboflames) | 119.93 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 1998. | free palestine (pringlecan) | 119.93 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
| 1999. | Jonathan (bazookajojo) | 119.92 | 99% | 2020-05-08 |
| 2000. | PreciousStats (precious_stats) | 119.92 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 2001. | Jayuke (jontrask) | 119.91 | 99% | 2022-06-05 |
| 2002. | Alex (achen2289) | 119.91 | 98% | 2019-03-27 |
| 2003. | Djaenk (djaenk) | 119.91 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 2004. | BanjoBoss (banjoboss) | 119.91 | 98.7% | 2023-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |